Adult Gossip Thread

[bill_az]

Bigger porn loser/boyfr...suitcase p...whatev:

a. Evan Seinfeld aka Mr. Tera Patrick
b. Travis Barker aka Mr. Jessica Jaymes
c. Tom Sizemore aka Mr. Jersey Jaxin
and for you MMA fans...
d. Aaron Franklin aka Dick Delaware aka Mr. Jesse Jane...that was a messy breakup!


I can see Tito meeting Brian Surewood in the L.A. County pokey, and getting all aggro when told, "Hey midget, I fucked your wife long before she even knew your name. I spilled my ball snot all over her face. I even got some in her eyes."

[Karmafan]

Don't forget Faye Valentine's geek suitcase pimp (Dane somethingorother) and that ugly Kamel dude that is Dominno's suitcase pimp. He's a sneaky looking mofo for sure.

[alexora]

Originally Posted by bill_az

Tom Sizemore aka Mr. Jersey Jaxin

Sounds like an interesting tape. He must have shot it before Jersey quit.

[Stormton9]

I donno if anyone watches it, but on last week's episode of Celebrity Sober House (with Penny Flame, of course) the housemates threw a party, and pornstar Jenna Moretti was one of Seth Binzer's guests.

She came to the house coked up out of her mind, and when offered help for her addiction she declined because she had porn to shoot. lolol

[bill_az]

Update, Jenna may be lying??? Is that possible? Would a whore lie to you? You decide:

Jenna Jameson's doing better acting now than in her entire adult industry career.

from ***.tmz.com Jenna Jameson has told two completely different -- and contradicting -- stories about the incident that led to the arrest of her baby daddy Tito Ortiz yesterday ... and they're both caught on tape.

When we first saw Jenna last night -- around 8 PM -- she adamantly stated that Tito did not lay a hand on her.

But a few hours later -- around 10 PM -- the story had changed ... and Jenna repeatedly referred to Tito as a "wife beater."

So what happened in the time span between her stories? Well, one minor thing -- around 9:30 PM -- Tito held a press conference in which the fighter claims he never touched her ... and insinuated that Jenna's injuries were the result of her alleged addiction to OxyContin.

or, if you prefer, a lighter take from WWTDD:

He better not be in jail just for that, because Jenna Jameson has had visible injuries for about three years now. She looks like someone just beat her up all the time. Not to mention that Titos job is to punch people in the face until they lay on the ground twitching, and Jameson weighs 45 pounds. If he punched her the cops would never know about it because she would just burst into a cloud of dust [ed: ]. Whatever clothes she had on would collapse into a pile on top of her shoes. At best he would get a ticket for littering.

...along with her version of the ol' "whiplash collar."

[bill_az]

File this one under, "ZOMFG!!!!!!" Chasey Lain has completely his rock bottom. Catch this crackhead and her slurred speech as she melts down like a Bikini Atoll test.

Part 1: http://youtube.com/v/OZvsWKn6nzM
...Potential title, "Bitching and Moaning in Makeup."

Part 2: http://youtube.com/v/RBxPQLTy69I
...Potential title, "How To Have Sex With Your Tampon In."

[alexora]

Originally Posted by bill_az

File this one under, "ZOMFG!!!!!!" Chasey Lain has completely his rock bottom. Catch this crackhead and her slurred speech as she melts down like a Bikini Atoll test.

Part 1: http://youtube.com/v/OZvsWKn6nzM
...Potential title, "Bitching and Moaning in Makeup."

Part 2: http://youtube.com/v/RBxPQLTy69I
...Potential title, "How To Have Sex With Your Tampon In."

Never work with children or animals, or Chasey Lain...

Her eyes are so close together: does that mean she has a small brain?

[bill_az]

To be fair, that was from last Fall, and she allegedly went into rehab.

[Buckwheat]

Originally Posted by ant1dote

Just saw crackwhore Courtney Cummz say that the porn industry is going down cause of piracy on my local 11 clock news. I hate that bitch

Originally Posted by bill_az

Considering that Brazz & Vivid own two of the biggest porn tubes on the internet, I'd say they have hoisted themselves on their own petard. Blimey.

Like I said, pornographers are some of the most toweringly stupid businessmen/women in the world. It's why they are in porn. The day that porn becomes even remotely socially acceptable, they will be out of work, because much more business savvy people will come in and supplant them.

If anyone hasn't seen it yet, here is an anti-piracy video from YouTube starring Ron Jeremy, Lisa Ann and a few other ladies in the industry:

"FSC All-Star Anti-Piracy PSA" (texted version): http://youtube.com/watch?v=4xNzsTHA1nI

FSCAPAP — April 20, 2010 — Adult film stars and directors take a stand against internet piracy of adult content. Cast (in order of appearance): Lisa Ann, Julie Meadows, Kaylani Lei, Sinnamon Love, Axel Braun, Nicki Hunter, Ron Jeremy, Alektra Blue, Kimberly Kane, Will Ryder, Cousin Stevie, Joanna Angel, and Charlie Laine. Illegal downloads = stealing

[bill_az]

Haha...funny. Some other forms of "stealing:"

1. Taking $50,000 from an investor to make a film, spending $20,000 on it and pocketing the rest (Cousin Stevie).

2. Stealing Danish porno, smuggling it into Germany, then re-dubbing and selling it to Reuben Sturman in the U.S. (Braun family, Lasse and Axel).

3. Pretending to have cancer so people will send money to you, when all you really had was a blown-out rectum and a OD in your bank account (Nicki Hunter).

4. Altering one word of a popular 70s TV show so you will escape copyright laws (Will Ryder).

5. Using a porn name already used by a popular whore from the 1980s (Kimberly Kane).

6. Opening up your own tube site (Vivid, Wicked, Br@zzers, AEBN).

7. Continuing to dress up and mug like you are a former Alaskan governor, even though that film and its successor are already in the bargain bin (Lisa Ann).

I can keep going if anyone wants.