Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[Baixiong]

My porno pet peeves are manifold. However, since most of them have been mentioned already, I'll start with the one where the dude picks the girl up and holds her upside down so they're doing a standing sixty-nine. Who does that in real life? There's not a single thing erotic about that.

Originally Posted by Insignificance

Another pet peeve of mine is scenes where there is a condom used for all the penetration and at the very end the guy pulls out, rips off the condom and proceeds to ejaculate in the female's face/mouth.
It doesn't matter to me if an actor or an actress or a studio mandates condom usage but all of those good intentions go right out the window when the female is taking the pop shot in her mouth. I'll never understand this.

again, something one can easily do alone without a girl

you don't need a girl to make yourself shoot cum

you don't need to bang a girl only to find out: wait, no i'd rather just jerk in front of her instead

and don't worry, i won't wear myself out repeating this

[sports_fan39]

bit of mine i the guy finishing himself of, just a little thing but i would prefer if the chick did it

[chakubanga]

Oh! And I might ADD! The Current Double view casting from Russian Gays doing Hetero! The one I am talking about is the POV type! WHAT A FREAKING BONNER KILLER! YOU ARE CONSTANTLY LOOKING AT THE GIRLS BACK TAKING IT UP HER ASS, AND ALL YOU SEE IS THAT HEAD BOPPING LIKE FREAKING BOPPING DOLL AND NO VIEW OF THAT ASS!! WTF!

[jdbAG]

Originally Posted by chakubanga

Oh! And I might ADD! The Current Double view casting from Russian Gays doing Hetero! The one I am talking about is the POV type! WHAT A FREAKING BONNER KILLER! YOU ARE CONSTANTLY LOOKING AT THE GIRLS BACK TAKING IT UP HER ASS, AND ALL YOU SEE IS THAT HEAD BOPPING LIKE FREAKING BOPPING DOLL AND NO VIEW OF THAT ASS!! WTF!

Adriano right? Sounds like him. He's probably one of the worst porn director/actor in the biz, yet he keeps getting work with the sexiest women with the best butts! Why, because he's a creepy foreigner? I'm a creepy foreigner perv too yet women don't flock to me...

Another pet peeve I have is scenes where the girl starts off completely naked. I want to be teased! Give me some buildup first, u know?

[Karmafan]

Ya I hate when A scene starts and they already naked and fucking. I wanna see them undress each other and some oral action to warm things up. Its like walking into a movie theater 1/2 way thru the movie or showing up for a football game in the 3rd quarter.

[chakubanga]

Adriano. is doing the same thing over and over and over again, with a different Chic! If you time him, you might actually see that, at that exact moment in minutes, he did the same thing in the last scene! But the Women he fucks!! OMG! I envy this Bastard!!

Oh Yea! I don't watch anything but ANAL scenes only, no matter who is the girl!

[hollywood9]

Mike Adriano should change up his positions and camera angles. Every scene is a cookie-cutter version the previous one. The girls are outstanding and they really miss the boat on capturing the girls. How many times do i want to see a closeup of his dick plowing a girl's hot ass? Let me see their faces and bodies while they take it anally!

[El Gatto Nero]

Any kind of agressive violence is a turn off for me. A little slap and tickle is ok - especially if both performers are into it - but i don't like to watch some meathead bully a girl. Group/gangbang scenes are particularly bad for this so i usually avoid them.

I'm not big on gagging either. All that retching is quite the turn off for me

My biggest peeve with porno is when the camera cuts to the male performer when he's reaching his vinegar strokes.

No-one needs to see that

[SavageWolf]

Originally Posted by El Gatto Nero

Any kind of agressive violence is a turn off for me. A little slap and tickle is ok - especially if both performers are into it - but i don't like to watch some meathead bully a girl. Group/gangbang scenes are particularly bad for this so i usually avoid them.

I'm not big on gagging either. All that retching is quite the turn off for me

My biggest peeve with porno is when the camera cuts to the male performer when he's reaching his vinegar strokes.

No-one needs to see that

Many seem to agree with you on the "pain" is not fun for sex, so from where is the industry assuming that we want "violent love?" If you choke your partner, she is not in a good mood, if you spank your partner, she might kick your ass. Is it that the industry is that illogical, or is there some "pain-for-love" forum out there? I do not see many people here that like violence, so whose fetish is that?
The worst about "gagging" are the noises that are not "love-moans." I just hate nasty-puke sounds.
Are they trying to make us all look sick?