Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[topdawgizalaw]

Originally Posted by broxi

I've heard that rumour too...but I always thought it was interwebhighway conspiracy nonsense?

LOL

[topdawgizalaw]

Originally Posted by deputyduffy

bukkake

Yeah that's what I want to see, a dozen guys wacking their meat.

This is my favorite thing in porn. It's strange how different people's opinions are.

[topdawgizalaw]

Originally Posted by GodOfWhore

I totally forgot about the Japanese stuff. Their NORMAL porn could rival German Fetish videos. And when I watch Japanese 3d porn animations, it seems like they use the same voice actress for the girl who gets banged. And that wouldn't be that bad if it weren't for the fact that she has a really shrill and high pitched voice that makes her seem A LOT younger than 18 (I would say 13 at most).

Nothing about Japanese media is normal.

[topdawgizalaw]

Originally Posted by Links234

What about a White guy on an Ethnic chick?
Same complaint, or are we going to set a double-standard?
I'd rather see IR. At least I know there's no chance of it being incest.

IR is hot.

[Mr Go]

Fake tits,
Long hair obscuring the action. I love long hair but tie it back so it doesn't block the view.
Socks.
Fully clothed women in pissing movies.
Genital piercings.
Tattoos.

Originally Posted by topdawgizalaw

I agree. But maybe they're camera shy?

Originally Posted by topdawgizalaw

How do you not like MILFs?

Originally Posted by topdawgizalaw

I mean, they're porn stars. They're job title is degrading as a whole.

Originally Posted by topdawgizalaw

I can't stand POV either.

Originally Posted by topdawgizalaw

Well, these directors pretend they're real directors. ZThat's why all the shots.

Originally Posted by topdawgizalaw

To be fair, though, he has a nice, awesome dick. No homo.

Originally Posted by topdawgizalaw

Are there any true redheads in porn?

Originally Posted by topdawgizalaw

What's the appeal of anal?

Originally Posted by topdawgizalaw

Facials are awesome.

Originally Posted by topdawgizalaw

Tou-fucking-che

Originally Posted by topdawgizalaw

I love when the girl talks!

Originally Posted by topdawgizalaw

umm disagree

Originally Posted by topdawgizalaw

I love it when girls snowball

Originally Posted by topdawgizalaw

What's wrong with interviews?

Originally Posted by topdawgizalaw

Haha what?

Originally Posted by topdawgizalaw

LOL

Originally Posted by topdawgizalaw

LOL

Originally Posted by topdawgizalaw

This is my favorite thing in porn. It's strange how different people's opinions are.

Originally Posted by topdawgizalaw

Nothing about Japanese media is normal.

Originally Posted by topdawgizalaw

IR is hot.

One: You could use the multi-quote button (as I've one here) instead of responding to every single post.
Two: You really don't have to respond to every single post.

Hit the button to the right of the quote button for every post you want to respond to (it'll turn orange),
then on the last post you want to respond to, hit the quote button.

[soxfan406]

My biggest pet peeve in porn are gonzo scenes. Seriously, even though I love tits, even if the girl has the greatest pair in history, I don't want to stare at nothing but a closeup of her left tit for like 60 seconds strait. Its the worst when in a gonzo scene they start doing doggy, and the camera man inevitably goes into a never ending close up of the penetration, where all you can see is the guy's balls flapping around

Another one is smearing makeup. like when a girl has so much lipstick that it goes everywhere, or when a girl lies on her back with her head upside down they guy fucks her face, and slobber goes all over her face and smears everything. Sasha Grey does this all the time. I used to like her but every scene I saw her in she did that and it is nauseating.

[V4Vendetta]

The over-dramatic bullshyt yelling when Lexington Steele cums. Ruins the entire moneyshot. I don't even bother with his scenes. He needs to stop that nonsense.

[SavageWolf]

I dislike when I see a scene with a few girls that just seem to yell to compete for the camera attention. Most of the time, I do not even think it is a voice of one of the girls in the scene, you know where all of hem are tongue deep in another, yet a voice just yells that she is "cumming."
When the girl is mad at her bf, so she decides to just go fuck anybody, but by the end of the scene, she says "I love you, Babe." I thought she was trying to get even.
I still think they are at work, if they do not care about their bodies, then respect us and remove piercings, and do not get tattoos.
I think it is okay if they want to have those on the streets, but they are working. I think it would hurt their fan-base to display all that junk than if they got a tattoo to impress 1 fan.

[mes1127]

A pop shot with no pop, just a drip. Guys in porn should be a dime a dozen. One pop per guy per day, with the exception of Pete North who apparently has an unlimited supply of the stuff..