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16th March 2020, 16:33 | #121 |
Meanwhile . . . . . . . .
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16th March 2020, 16:58 | #122 |
I Need More Sleep
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17th March 2020, 08:19 | #123 |
): ˙˙˙˙ ɐǝɥɐ suɐןd sʎɐʍןɐ
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When the kids make a joke and you don't get it.
Or when you drop a line from a classic and the kids don't get it
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21st March 2020, 02:34 | #124 |
I Got Banned
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When you have to go to the bathroom again right after you flush but haven't yet pulled up your pants.
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21st March 2020, 17:54 | #125 |
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When you start getting heartburn all of a sudden after years of eating your favorite foods.
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21st March 2020, 18:18 | #126 |
Wise enough to win the world, but fool enough to lose it
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Hemorrhoids.
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22nd March 2020, 08:00 | #127 |
): ˙˙˙˙ ɐǝɥɐ suɐןd sʎɐʍןɐ
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self-isolation because of a stupid flu
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22nd March 2020, 18:55 | #128 |
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When you only get to watch SNL if you wake up to use the bathroom.
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24th March 2020, 15:23 | #129 |
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When you no longer want to stay out late with your friends and prefer a quiet night at home.
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24th March 2020, 16:03 | #130 |
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Maybe not such a sign these days, but hearing a lot of people forgetting which day it is, and have to reference a computer. Usually a sign of age, but more a function of the wrinkled fabric of our current context.
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