Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[pychoscot]

Originally Posted by Jason-X

One thing that really annoys me is camera flashes from people behind the scenes taking pictures!

Directors getting in the camera view/scene/talking in the background really bugs the hell out of me as well! You would think that they would try and make an effert to edit that shit out if possible..

There's a few sites bad for that mate! You see a photoset and it looks hot as hell then the vid is released and the girls are taking direction by some dick off camera while someone else snaps at the side of them with a flash constantly going off. Utter garbage! Give them the direction beforehand and then shut the fuck up and send the other idiot with the SLR outside for a smoke or something!

[SavageWolf]

Originally Posted by alien136x

and ditto on the guy talking too much during a scene. that sums up bangros!

Thank you. I thought I was the Only man that hates hearing the a-holes' talking during the scenes. Give them an enema so they will be too busy to talk. Is it supposed to be some freaky fetish that guys "talk" during sex on film?

[cominup7]

One thing i HATE is DRY DRY DRY pussy! How can the girl even take getting pounded like that when she isn't wet at all...but one thing i do LOVE is seeing creamy and wet natural juices, its mostly only on amateur homemade vids tho...

its a good site called http://creamy-kitten.com that grabs alot of those creamy videos from other sites

[SavageWolf]

Originally Posted by cominup7

One thing i HATE is DRY DRY DRY pussy! How can the girl even take getting pounded like that when she isn't wet at all...but one thing i do LOVE is seeing creamy and wet natural juices, its mostly only on amateur homemade vids tho...

its a good site called http://creamy-kitten.com that grabs alot of those creamy videos from other sites

To add to your post, I do not think spitting on the pussy is the same wetness that I want to see.
I do not like the movies where the guy spits on the girl, then licks his own spit. What is that?

[CherryFan]

Originally Posted by Karmafan

Even worse at the end of the scene after the black guy has deposited a load in the "wifes" pussy the cuckold gets down there and eats her black cum filled pussy or licks it off her chest or snatch?

These cuckold scenes are gay no matter what color the men are. Watching a man eat cum is as gay as it gets. These pornos should not be listed under straight porno. The screen shots should not be misleading and only show the guy watching. If I'm watching porno, I watching a man fuck a girl also, but eating cum crosses a line into a gay zone. I think giving a guy a BJ is more gay than taking it in the ass.

[yellowdue]

to much talking from the male talent or the camera man.

[laytone]

Any shots where the guy is just in it
Cameraman talking
Any weird camera angles where it is flipped on its side or diagonal.

[DigNap15]

Far too much close up photography

Seeing some really good action, then it stops and 10 minutes later the guy wanks on her face whilst she is kneeling!

Far too many bald guys.

[dub2k8]

1. Guys wanking in front of the girl for seemingly eternity before they finally cum. For goodness sake, if you aren't ready to cum yet, then keep fucking or getting sucked you bastard!

2. Really hot scene climax ruined by guy cumming on girls booty. I don't know anyone who is turned on by that, yet so many scenes end this way, and find their way into my recycling bin.

3. Girl getting all tight-lipped while guy is cumming on her face/lips to avoid getting cum in the mouth.

4. Camera view switched to guys face during climax. Yeah, like we really want to see his facial expressions. Keep the camera on the girl, morons!

5. Beautiful girl with jacked up teeth. I know you can afford a decent dental plan. Get those things fixed.

6. Guys that don't know how to aim. The girl is sitting there with her mouth wide open, and then the guys waste the shot by blowing it in her hair or over the shoulder or the side of the face. Come' on man! It's right there....how can you miss???

[Glarey]

Originally Posted by dub2k8

5. Beautiful girl with jacked up teeth. I know you can afford a decent dental plan. Get those things fixed.

Yeah, thats really distracting! Like seeing a random hair in what should have otherwise been a perfectly shaved pussy. You just can't take your eyes off it. Most likely the girl has just been smoking way too much dope, and even after getting cleaned out the gunk starts to collect on the pearly whites straight away

I just witnessed my porno peeve.. its happening more often than not these days. Its when the fucking remains in one position for far too long.... after 8 minutes of doggy, I find myself yawning, reach over for the mouse to fast forward, or have to watch the foreplay part of it again cause my dick has lost interest.