What Pisses You Off?

[Reclaimed08]

People that don't know how to fucking park in a garage.

Finally after three months of being left the car next to me is being removed; it was only left that way because the power steering went out.

Of course because they're terrible at parking it's me that needs to move over so they can get out even though any further that I park and I risk damaging/losing my side view mirror.

[ReclaimedJBr]

Losing

[naturals]

Drivers that take up multiple potential parking spaces

[JustKelli]

There is no way of sugarcoating this so i won't put lipstick on a pig, IDIOTS piss me off. You know the one's that sit on the fence trying to make a dollar out of 39 cents. I just posted something highly valued, for 50 cents on the dollar and some asshole messaged wanting the whole mile after an inch wasn't enough. The conversation ended with a "go fuck yourself", fucking tire-kickers.

I met a guy that has a long history of business. He owned arcade games and coin machines that were dieing a slow death back in the 70's already but he was a "go-getter" as far as making contacts that could open doors for him around the world. The problem is that every deal or investment he made, ended the same way, he got fucked up the ass without lube and no one returning his calls...

Anyway i thought I'd test him afer he started clinging to me wanting to learn from me and the very smart people in my company. I have no problem teaching or pointing hom in the right direction without getting fucked some more but I seriously think he is a masochistic and craves getting dry humped lol.

I started slow by offering him something of value that is easily turned over for at minimum a 100 percent gain on investment that could be realized with a few phone calls or an ad on kijiji and a few hours waiting to get replies. The problem is he said thanks but no thanks, he's not in the market for said item. He doesn't need to be in the market for it, it weighs as much as a sheet of paper so can be set aside until one of the 75 percent of consumers that are in the market for it reply to his ad or call. EPIC FAIL. He is looking for the homerun right out of the gate which i could lend him the venture capital for... if only he had passed that simple yet subtle test that he failed miserably.

Its funny, when he first introduced himself he dropped names of some hasbeen wheeler dealers that had their 15 minutes of fame but he mentioned something about Jeff Bezos and how he wished he could get into that inner circle but those doors are above him for some reason that i can't fathom, except that he is a follower and not a leader. Then I showed him a picture on my phone of me, William, and Andy Jassy if you are wondering who Andy is is, he is the CEO of Amazon Web Services that powers many of Amazon's companies with their own database services that they finished n 2019 and dropped the third party supplier named Oracle. William owned a piece of an NHL team and he helped secure the purchase of the Seattle Kraken that stsrt play this fall that Andy is a minority owner of the Kraken. Andy and I are still friendly and in regular contact and before COVID we went to some games together as a group. William opened every door I've ever thought about going through...

I think the moral of the story is that he needed to meet dozens of people in the business world to help him yet he is still at the starting line. If he only had the fortune to meet William, he could have saved himself a ton of grief and money. He got sucked into grift after grift and never read the play. I guess its true what they say, there's a sucker born every minute.

He is a really nice man and sincere so of course i will give him a position in one of our divisions where he hqs zero access to trading accounts lol. He just needs that one person that isn't out to fuck him.

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[mvev]

when sitting in a car or a bus, driving on a bumpy road, i sometimes get a boner. i hate it! cause i have to think about getting it down again before reaching my destination and going out of the bus or car. no one can se me having a boner sitting with baggy pants and all. but when standing up.. dear god.

[chili dog]

Everytime I hear stories of idiots getting in the back seats of their Tesla self-driving cars makes me want to run and hide and never drive again

[Volcan]

Originally Posted by chili dog

Everytime I hear stories of idiots getting in the back seats of their Tesla self-driving cars makes me want to run and hide and never drive again

This is why real self-driving cars are going to be so great. No matter how dumb the car owner, they'll drive perfectly, park quickly, always in the proper spot, and zero rubbernecking.

[alexora]

Originally Posted by chili dog

Everytime I hear stories of idiots getting in the back seats of their Tesla self-driving cars makes me want to run and hide and never drive again

One day this will be safe to do, but not now...

[Volcan]

So... looking into the backseat driver thing kinda peeves me off. Turns out he's done this before. After he made bail he bought another Tesla and did it again, in front of a camera.
Fortunately this is actually great since any judge worth his salt will see this guy for the menace he is and give his some time to think about how little his privilege matters in the grand scheme of things.

...Also bar him from driving altogether before he kills someone other than himself.

[DJboutit]

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