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[Absent Friend]

Originally Posted by Rayzorsharp

Rumours I've read doing the rounds are John Morrison, Chris Jericho and Kurt Angle.

Morrison would be surprising, but I doubt he'd get such a huge pop. He fit the comments JBL and Cole always made for Matt Hardy. A main event waiting to happen, always on the cusp of greatness. Like Matt Hardy, it never panned out, cursed by Melina and probably a lack of evolution.

Chris Jericho always says he's not coming back anytime soon, and I'm gonna buy his story this time. It can always change though, who isn't tempted with a Wrestlemania payday? Batista sure isn't.

Kurt's contract with TNA expires in September 2014, so there's no way he's going to be in WWE at this time. Sheamus has been coming to mind lately...

I haven't listened to this, but I read Kane hung up on the host over bringing up Dr. Isaac Yankem...

http://webn.com/media/play/wwes-kane-hangs-up-on-kiddchris-24202829/

[MIB04]

And another thing, what's with Dolph and porn? I read once here, long time ago, that Dolph mingles with pornstars via Twitter, but seems that leads to more things for the guy. Has he ever dated a porn girl? Lucky dog regardless.

His unsaid gimmick is a pornstar. The name Dolph Ziggler is a play off of Dirk Diggler. He also used to use the Brazzers font for his Heel Ziggler font for his segment on the Zack Ryder show. He was rumored to have dated Bibi Jones, though both have dismissed the rumors. I'd assume the situation is the same as Rob Gronkowski and Bibi Jones. Regardless if he has dated pornstars, I wouldn't doubt that he was had sex with a few.

Rumours I've read doing the rounds are John Morrison, Chris Jericho and Kurt Angle.

Angle would be great, but isn't happening. Of the other two, I'd most be interested in Morrison. Jericho hasn't interested me since his feud with JBL years ago. Even his slightly later heel turn (including feud with HBK) didn't interest me.

[Absent Friend]

It's Batista's birthday today, so close to his return on RAW, and today WWE put this top 10 of Batista Bombs.

Batista Bombs - WWE Top 10

Batista Bombs - WWE Top 10

This makes Batista older than one of his mentors, HHH . Same year of birth, Hunter's birthday is in July though. Edge and John Cena can attest to how brutal Dave's powerbombs are. Edge talked about it in one of the podcast shows with Jericho, and Cena's neck got injured from the number 2 Batista Bomb.

I remember hearing some John Morrison/HBK comparisons. I guess my reaction was something like the comment gave about Floyd Mayweather and Adrian Broner boxing ability ''the only thing they have in common is they are both black'' Burn Broner Burn. haha

the only thing HBK and Morrison have in common is they are both good looking and have/had nice hair.

saying that. I did like Johnny Nitro/John Morrison. He had a great match here vs Rey Mysterio back in 2009 ( like the one they had on Smackdown) when he was IC champ. funny that, the two best matches I've ever seen live had Rey Rey in them. suck on that haters the other match was Kurt Angle in 2004 or 2005.

his parkour training thing was pretty cool, but that didn't help him.

John Morrison Parkour Training Raw 2011 - YouTube

John Morrison Parkour Training Raw 2011 - YouTube

awk well.

lets raise a glass to those that never made it to the next level.

Boogie Nights meets WWE.

Jack McMahon and Dolph Diggler meeting after Dolph Diggler wins the world title.

is this a joke? please tell me you're joking. you want me to lose the world title back to Alberto Dick Rico already?

do you see a smile on my face? this is no joke, in fact it might be in our best interests to vacate the world title instead. what do you think about that?

I'm not losing to Alberto Dick Rico tonight. No way. I just won the world title. How could you not hear that pop?

pop?

the whole building was going wild, the whole world was going wild.

I admit that I was going wild, and wild would be a compliment because I was really going mental! I was going mental because of a disrespectful crowd that obviously don't have a clue. They were doing what they wanted all night. I will not have that again. It was a one off. Your pop as you call it makes little difference to me. it makes no difference to me.

one off?? I'm Dolph Diggler and I get it done every single night. shit like this will put us behind Total Nonstop Asses in no time. Now let me go out and do what I do best. let me get it done. I'm here to show the world, I'm here to show the world. come on.

you wont be getting it done tonight, you wont be showing anybody tonight. not in that state.

state! state of California? I know where I am Jack.

Its Mr McMahon and obviously you don't know where you are because we're not in California. I suggest you go back, jerk off and look at a bloody map.

you trying to be funny, Jack?

for the last time. It is Mr McMahon, and I wasn't trying anything. I was being funny. You know what else will be funny?

Jerk Bristow and Pat Patterwank look on and give Mr McMahon a nod. Dolph listens on with the rage building up

forget losing to Alberto Dick Rico

really? thanks Mr McMahon. I knew you would come around. I guess that pop did mean something.

oh it did. you will now be losing the world title to the hottest newcomer in town. Curtis Erection!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dolph attempts to hold his rage in before he snaps.

Curtis Erection! He hasn't maintained a hardon all year. Look at his hardons gained and hardons lost record. It sucks. This all sucks.I'm the biggest fuckin star here, Mr McMahon. that is just the way it is. These other guys around here can't compete at my level. I know Jujitsu.

Don Cena, Brandy Orton and Kofi Dongston are seen laughing . the whole locker room let out a huge LOL

Dolph accepts defeat and goes back to his locker room to complain on twatter. Drugs are banned.

to be continued. maybe.

[Absent Friend]

Originally Posted by Alan Kellerman

I did like Johnny Nitro/John Morrison. He had a great match here vs Rey Mysterio back in 2009 ( like the one they had on Smackdown) when he was IC champ.

It was September of that year, he beat Rey for the title because the dude got popped for a Wellness Policy violation. Oddly enough, the timing was perfect, because Morrison had a Summer filled with great matches. First with Edge, then with CM Punk, one of the times had Punk as world champion, then with Jeff Hardy, Jericho I think, and Rey. All those names mentioned made up what I like to refer to as the Smackdown Six of 2009, every pairing of those guys made for wrestling that was better than the guest host shit on RAW, and even the stuff on PPV.

WWE Smackdown 04/09/09: Rey Mysterio vs John Morrison FULL MATCH - YouTube

WWE Smackdown 04/09/09: Rey Mysterio vs John Morrison FULL MATCH - YouTube

Fast forward to Bragging Rights, and if Edge didn't get injured and Jeff Hardy didn't leave WWE, that'd be your team for Smackdown. Add Matt Hardy for whatever reason, it was 7 on 7 those matches anyways. Those 6 would've also made for a very fertile world title scene, had they not want to give the title to Undertaker so soon after he returned, but stuff prevented that obviously. Also, since Edge and Jericho were the original tag team to be unified tag champs, if the former didn't get hurt, you could form good makeshift teams out of the 4 remaining guys. CM Punk and Jeff would be the strange bedfellows, still feuding. Rey and John Morrison would've been the spot guys. You would have to include the teams on RAW here and there, but that's strong enough for a tag title scene even.

And in hindsight, you could build a promotion out of those 6 men. Without changing them for what they became in the future. So CM Punk wouldn't be the guy he is now, at least not yet. Therefore and Jeff would be the upper midcard guys who flirt with the main event. Rey and John would be the midcard that got the fans hot for the rest of the show. Edge and Jericho would be the main event veterans who wouldn't mind doing the honors. Jeff would be the top draw of the 6, so you'd have some mainstream capabilities. Promos carried by Punk and the Canadians.

Off that fantasy ride, I did hear that short interview with Kane. I couldn't help but think it was staged. Apparently it's real, Kane must take himself very seriously when not wrestling. The Flair impersonation made me think about Flair's speech for the last few years. Always sounding slurred and fuzzy, not like the guy at least pre-retirement in 2008. I don't know why.

[!Jon Snow!]

She couldn’t stand the mere site of Legacy. She had no idea that one of them was in love with her…

[Rick Sanchez]

No Explanation Needed:

[BigDaddyMM]

Watched an interview with HBK on Youtube from 2011. He was asked about Morrison and he said "he had all the tools, in terms of looks and agility". He felt however, Morrison never really had the passion to "put himself over to the next level". He also felt (and suggested) that Morrison needed to have the kind of moment where he showed in addition to all the pretty stuff he did, that he could also fight (similar to the Mind Games match Shawn had with Mankind). Shawn said that "their" type of character could only get over if people at the barricades "called me out and were 90% sure they could take me down - but there was still that little doubt in their minds that I could take THEM down" Shawn said fans won't buy if you call someone's mother a whore, and then they come back with a "whirling flipdedoo" instead of merely smacking your teeth in.

It was very interesting to hear this, because I was a huge fan of JoMo back then, and was mystified he never took off like Shawn did.

Interview is in four parts on youtube - it's the one with a picture of Lanny Poffo and HBK.

[Rick Sanchez]

Million Dollar Man tells a classic story from his time on the road with Andre the Giant:

"…The funniest story is, we were going to Japan. It is a fourteen hour flight from Atlanta, or New York, or Dallas, just about anywhere, to japan. Andre is sitting in first class, and Andre sitting in first class is like me sitting in coach now, you know, you're jammed in the seat, you're not comfortable. So, we get off the plane and now it's another hour into the city, we check into the hotel and we drop our bags and we are going to go get something to eat. So, I push the button on the elevator and there is Andre, ‘Hey boss, let's go eat' and so as it starts down, it seems that this elevator stops on every floor and people just keep getting on. Japan is a very small country, with a lot of people, so what you and I would consider a full elevator, not over there. One thing about the Giant is he doesn't like to be crowded, and he has just been on a fourteen hour flight, crammed in a little seat in a plane, and now he is in a Japanese hotel in a room that is by our standard normal, but in his standard not, and now, he is in an elevator and people keep getting on. He reaches over and taps me on the shoulder or the leg and I glanced up at him and he winked and he smiled. I said, ‘okay, something is going to happen.' I'm looking straight ahead and all of a sudden, the Giant cuts the loudest, longest fart I believe I have ever heard in my life. I remember standing there thinking when is it going to end, it was like ‘oh my gosh,' and it just kept going. The poor guy who is standing directly behind him, which obviously…this guy is right at butt level, so he is getting it full force. All I can tell you is this, when the elevator stopped and the doors opened, those people couldn't get off the elevator fast enough, it was like the exodus. All you could hear was the Giant going, ‘Ho,ho,ho,ho, ho." I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe…it was a classic Andre moment…"