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If Bryan is not in the title hunt, I think it would be interesting to see him as a member of the Wyatt family. Brainwashed Bryan ftw!

Curtis Axel and Ryback also make for an interesting tag team. At least it's better than watching random squash matches. Rybaxel rules lol.

Rybaxel Rules - Backstage Fallout - December 6, 2013 - YouTube

Rybaxel Rules - Backstage Fallout - December 6, 2013 - YouTube

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[Mo]

Originally Posted by Ptenisnet

If Bryan is not in the title hunt, I think it would be interesting to see him as a member of the Wyatt family. Brainwashed Bryan ftw!

Curtis Axel and Ryback also make for an interesting tag team. At least it's better than watching random squash matches. Rybaxel rules lol.

Rybaxel Rules - Backstage Fallout - December 6, 2013 - YouTube

I think so too, even if he is doing his kick routine, he gives three or four extra kicks to a beaten opponent or something. why is Bryan doing this blah blah blah? he is doing it because he has just been bum fucked by Luke Harper.

he has the beard for it at least.

I hope Rybaxel win the tag team title. The Rhodes together = masterstroke ( powerslam feeling generous because my word for them is good ) but nothing last forever. this has been good for both of them and Goldy is the old guy, so maybe they lost, Goldy gets blamed and then we get 1v1 maybe. I don't know.

Originally Posted by Love Buzz

If it was the cartoon era he wouldn't even have to appear. they could put the slammy on the table. CM Punk has already been beaten up by the shield, so he can't come out.

next thing we hear Undertaker style thunder and lightning, then an electronic hand comes up from the floor and takes the slammy down under. Crowd goes wild for this prop hand.

Cole would be like '' Undertaker has just taken the slammy to hell''

Match of the Year Presented by Bret Hart
CM Punk vs. The Undertaker at Mania 29
John Cena vs. The Rock at Mania 29
HHH vs. Brock Lesnar at Extreme Rules
The Rhodes Boys vs. Rollins and Reins at Battleground

Bret Hart presenting match of the year . Be funny if Tripper vs Brock won. I think this was the 4/10 match, or maybe it was Wrestlemania, but whatever. Triple H was involved.

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Originally Posted by Alan Kellerman

Bret Hart presenting match of the year . Be funny if Tripper vs Brock won. I think this was the 4/10 match, or maybe it was Wrestlemania, but whatever. Triple H was involved.

I think it was Hunter and Undertaker at Wrestlemania 28 that Bret dubbed as 4/10.

Arda Ocal (@arda_ocal) of The Score Television Network, Baltimore Sun and Layfield Report spoke with former WWE Superstar Bret “Hitman” Hart (@BretHart) AFTER his comments about Triple H made news.
In the interview, Ocal asks what he makes of these comments gaining a large amount of attention. Hart stands his ground, even goes further with his stance:

- Gives Triple H vs. Undertaker a grade: “I said I’d give (Taker vs HHH at WrestleMania 28) a 4-out-of-10. I think that was generous.” and goes on to explain why. “I wouldn’t put him in the top 1000 great wrestlers. To me he was very mediocre.”

The video interview went private on Youtube for some reason. I can't even name 1000 wrestlers, that's pretty funny.

This week's JBL & Cole Show featured Hornswoggle being kicked out of the Human Resources office, and sent to this place. He's filing some grievance.

A debate was started on who sings better, as Aiden English claims he sings better than Damien Sandow.

Not too sure, Sandow did give an awesome rendition of Randall's theme song.

Grammy award!

Grammy award!

Then Xavier Woods pops in, JBL knows him too well.

He had some VHS tape to deliver, that worried Renee Young. It's seen, something to do with her preferring "Cool Corey" rather than "Casual Cole." What about Cartoon Cena?

He does Cole's thing with the green screen, without singing. Just acting out a scenario. So at Staples to make a business card.

Turning down a tattoo offer on the clean side of his neck.

Yeah, he wouldn't turn it down. Watching the Lakers vs. the Bulls in the NBA Finals. He said he's sitting courtside with Jack Nicholson.

Kane and his growing hair appears, the bear's complaint was reported to the Director Of Operations.

Doesn't Kane's hair make him look younger? In wrestling, people around his age or over have the receding hairline thing. It knocks him a decade younger. Anyways, he couldn't interpret the bear's writing, so he had the hosts take care of this. They then forced Renee to shoulder that burden, because she kicked the thing in the nuts.

The bear tried to drive, which is surprising given its height, but...

Now experiencing Wade's character on TV, ehh, perhaps in backstage segments, it works better. Out there where he has to speak louder and give off more generic, albeit funny, remarks? You know, CM Punk is being interviewed backstage, he cuts in and gives the bad news that he won't beat The Shield at TLC, because he's just one Punk. That would work.

About the Slammys again, errr. Last year only Superstar of the Year was fan vote, they picked Cena despite the fact his year was shit (on a kayfabe standpoint), and CM Punk was the WWE Champion for that whole calendar year. So I wouldn't be surprised if Cena gets some clean sweep at the show. Match of the Year with Dwayne (B- or C+ match), being double crossed by Henry (A+ thanks to Mark), and Superstar of the Year (B- year overall).

Henry/Cena has to get the double cross

Mark Henry fools WWE Universe (Mark Henry Retirement-Mark Henry Retires) RAW 06/17/13 - YouTube

Mark Henry fools WWE Universe (Mark Henry Retirement-Mark Henry Retires) RAW 06/17/13 - YouTube

Mark Henry greatest non wrestling performance.

Rock vs Cena political bullshit if that wins best match. That wouldn't even be in my top 1000 matches of 2013

Superstar of the year? why not.

[Absent Friend]

More nominees announced.

“LOL!” Moment of the Year (presenters: Road Dogg & Billy Gunn)

The Rock Concert at the 20th Anniversary of Raw
Vickie Guerrero is fired as Raw GM
Titus O’Neill throws up on JBL, Michael Cole, and Zeb Colter on SmackDown
The Great Khali and Jinder Mahal try to charm Santino’s cobra on SmackDown

I figured there'd be better stuff, but tsk tsk tsk. I guess Rock concert.

Extreme Moment of the Year (presenter: Mick Foley)

The Shield triple powerbombs The Undertaker on SmackDown
Ryback spears John Cena through the LED Light Board at Extreme Rules
Punk exacts vengeance on Paul Heyman at Hell in a Cell
The Wyatts crush Kane at SummerSlam

The Shield triple powerbombing Undertaker, no question.

Fan Participation Award (presenters: The Prime Time Players)

Fandango-ing
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Let’s go Cena/Cena sucks!
What’s up

"Yes" but I think Fandango-ing would win, just to give the guy some credit for this year.

Insult of the Year (presenter: The Miz)

Stephanie McMahon insults Big Show
AJ goes off on "Total Divas"
Paul Heyman's insults toward CM Punk
Zeb Colter's insults

AJ's rant, duh.

Stay tuned for nominees and presenters in these categories, including WWE.com exclusive voting on Sunday morning:

“This Is Awesome” Moment of the Year

Trending Now (Hashtag) of the Year
Beard of the Year
Breakout Star of the Year

Beard, nobody beats the original (Daniel Bryan). I suppose Langston would be Breakout Star, either him or Fandango, not sure if the Shield would count. I'd go with them definitely. Don't care about trending now.

WWE will hold Wrestlemania 31 in 2015 from what will be the new home of the San Francisco 49ers, Levi Stadium in Santa Clara, California. An official announcement is expected at the beginning of next week.

Talk about early information, usually they announce a city for the next Wrestlemania around February.

New WWE signing. Former professional footballer. he was goalkeeper for Port Vale, Barrow and Burton ( teams from lower divisions. )

He will be going to the training center.

Staffslive in the UK is report that WWE has given a developmental deal to former Port Vale goalkeeper Stuart Tomlinson. He met with WWE officials during the last UK tour. He's 28 years old and just retired due to a knee injury

think it is clear that somebody in WWE saw this picture. There are more, but I'm not posting them.



OK, since you asked for it



proof that he was a footballer.

[Rick Sanchez]

A couple of fans went to a live event last night on drugs.

Wrestling fan and Reddit user "illmurray" attended WWE's live event at the Pacific Coliseum in Vancouver, BC last night, but he and a friend did not experience the show quite like thousands of other WWE fans in attendance did. According to his hilarious and detailed live report, featured below, the fans took "about two grams of mushrooms" before arriving at the Coliseum.

"At around a quarter to seven PM, I took about two grams of psilocybe cubensis mushrooms with another redditor at an undisclosed location. We then took the #135 bus deep into east Vancouver to see WWE live at the Agrodome [aka Pacific Coliseum].

The effects hit me strong when we get off the bus at Hastings and Renfrew. The mild stomach discomfort becomes a peculiar warm and cuddly sensation all over my body. We are both giggling as we walk towards the searchlights in the distance.

When we get into the arena, the opening match is already in progress and literally everyone in the arena is chanting 'Axel sucks.' We can't figure out how to get to the floor and end up walking up and down the stairs several times before we find our seats. I see an elderly Indian woman in a John Cena t-shirt and my eyes start watering for some reason.

Xavier Woods enters the ring wearing a sparkly jacket. His entrance video looks like an animated gif image. He becomes my favourite wrestler. During the match, I experience severe time dilation as Hunico gives him a backdrop and then puts him in a chinlock again and again. I feel as though the match is stuck in an infinite loop and Hunico will continue to backdrop Xavier Woods forever. They do this spot for what feels like five or six times before Xavier finally backflips out of it and takes Hunico to the woodshed. Someone behind me yells that Xavier Woods looks like Richard Pryor and I spend a lot of time thinking about whether that was racist or not, considering he doesn't.

There is a divas match. I am looking at AJ standing on the apron and it strikes me how before these people were characters on a TV show, electron pulses on a screen, and now I can see the light reflecting off AJ's midriff and I can see the texture of her skin in infinitesimal detail down to the pores. Tamina doesn't tag her in. I count AJ's ribs.

I look over at my friend and he is slowly waving his hand in front of his face and at first I think he is doing the Cena thing but then I realize he is also really high.

During Daniel Bryan and Randy Orton's match, Daniel elbows Orton in the face so hard that, swear to god, a bloody tooth flies out of his mouth. I feel like these two could wrestle eachother again and again for the next thousand years and it would never not be amazing. Orton does so many little things in the ring that are so perfect that you really have to watch him closely to pick up on, and it kills me that I have to boo him on principle because he's so good but Daniel Bryan is from the Pacific Northwest and weird looking and therefore My Guy.

I yell 'dishonourable discharge' at Orton when he's near my corner but he doesn't hear me.

Any time anyone goes on the microphone, all I can hear is 'womp womp womp womp womp womp.' Tony Chimel goes on the microphone and says 'womp womp womp womp womp fifteen minute intermission.'

I go to buy a Fandango t-shirt but they don't have any.

It is when Los Matadores come out around nine o'clock that I realize I am peaking. El Torito comes out and I begin screaming. I have never been as excited by anything in my life. I cannot put into words the elation I am experiencing watching him run down the rampway. I feel as though millions of years of human evolution and history have led to me being here, watching a small man in a bull costume jump on the ropes and wave at people. I start tearing up again and try to start an El Torito chant, but then 3MB comes out and all the brown kids freak out over Jinder Mahal. He has never, ever been more over than he was tonight.

My friend is disappointed that there are no other mini wrestlers to fight El Torito, but I say it was enough just to be blessed by his presence.

Fandango comes out. He is wearing a purple satin shirt, which I begin wilding out over, but not as hard as I was wilding for El Torito. Great Khali comes out and again the crowd goes crazy, but I am staring at Fandango as he teases taking off the satin shirt. I am losing my mind. Finally he takes off the shirt and the light hits his abs. I swear to god Fandango's body is sparkling, glowing. His abs are crystalline. I almost start crying for a third time because his body is so fucking beautiful. We make eye contact and I become bonded to him in eternity.

'His face is shaped like a Pringle,' my friend says of Great Khali.

Fandango gets on the microphone. 'Vancouver womp womp womp womp womp dance,' he says. Fandango is a really great wrestler because his selling can actually create the illusion of Khali moving around.

The main event is CM Punk vs. Luke Harper. CM Punk is my favourite wrestler and the entire arena is chanting his name but I am already exhausted because I have marked out so severely and completely over Fandango's shirt and El Torito.

CM Punk gets on the microphone. 'Womp womp Vancouver womp womp womp womp womp,' he says. Everyone goes home happy. I feel exhausted. I get on the bus and go straight back downtown to eat a triple cheeseburger at A&W. It was delicious."