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Wallingford · 30th December 2018, 19:01

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Originally Posted by LongTimeLu

I got a couple of captions for this but I'll wait for yours

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LongTimeLu · 1st January 2019, 09:14

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Originally Posted by LongTimeLu

I got a couple of captions for this but I'll wait for yours

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Hmm. but which to choose?

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Try again!

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LongTimeLu · 2nd January 2019, 08:24

Thanks to Wallingford for pointing me to the answer obviously escaping me:

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If she's frigid let her go.
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Wallingford · 2nd January 2019, 13:39

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Originally Posted by LongTimeLu

Thanks to Wallingford for pointing me to the answer obviously escaping me:

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Eenie Meenie Miney Moe, 
Which nude teenie is a ho?
If she's frigid let her go.
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You got all that from one word?

Didn't know my own strength.

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S.B. · 4th January 2019, 01:11

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Originally Posted by x3s

What deodorant do you use?

Not Sure.

Wallingford · 4th January 2019, 01:27

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Originally Posted by x3s

What deodorant do you use?

What?

So the thread is now, "what deodorant is she wearing?"

Damn, dude, when smell comes to the internet, pussy threads and anal threads will be less popular.

LongTimeLu · 4th January 2019, 08:39

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Originally Posted by x3s

She took off her clothes while cooking fried food.
That stink gets everywhere and she knows x3s wouldn't want her stinking the place up.

Wallingford · 4th January 2019, 15:14

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Originally Posted by x3s

This is the Hooters business model, but to use an industry term, "kick it up a notch."

Oh, and there's this,

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Originally Posted by x3s

considering your great strength

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LongTimeLu · 5th January 2019, 08:43

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Originally Posted by x3s

What do you think she's doing?

I refer my honourable friend to my previous answer!

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Originally Posted by LongTimeLu

She took off her clothes while cooking fried food.
That stink gets everywhere and she knows x3s wouldn't want her stinking the place up.

But the stink was so bad he's now forcing her to cook outside.

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