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[Booster Gold]

bah! I would rather watch Cena spontaneously combust!
I didn't think the title unification match would take place at Wrestlemania in the first place.
What would they have done with the winner of the Royal Rumble then?
Now it is likely that CM Punk will win the Royal Rumble and face Cena for the undisputed WWE championship at Wrestlemania.

I was thinking Cena vs Orton at Wrestlemania for a long time. There goes that, unless the worst nightmares of people comes true and they feud all the way until Wrestlemania.

this is a really memorable/good hype video.

Bragging Rights John Cena Vs Randy Orton Real Promo - YouTube

Bragging Rights John Cena Vs Randy Orton Real Promo - YouTube

too early for me to pick a Royal Rumble winner.

[Mo]

Originally Posted by Alan Kellerman

I was thinking Cena vs Orton at Wrestlemania for a long time. There goes that, unless the worst nightmares of people comes true and they feud all the way until Wrestlemania.

I wont watch til thats done if that happens FUCK i'm scared now

[Rick Sanchez]

The Circumcision. I'd expect that to be a finisher for a Rabbi character.

[Love Buzz]

Mick Foley looked like he used Just For Men mustache & beard. Swear he had some gray in that beard before.

Once again I got them all right.. I don't like how easily I'm getting them. I think the Royal Rumble match will definitely divide opinions, for once, so I'm looking forward to that.

As for the show it was OK. Obviously Wyatts and Goats stole the show, as expected, to be fair. I must mention how horrible the WWE championship match was. It was a total botchfest. One of the worst matches I've seen in a long while.

Cena doing his typical, I'm getting beat up for 20mins, AA and win. And he wonders why he gets booed even by his hometown..

What I said about Roman must be true then seeing as he is the sole survivor. Good match and glad Rey took a pin, I gained 0.1% respect.

Divas match was odd. Most took 1 move then got pinned, wtf does that say about them regardless of whether it was a finishing move..

He looked good , well as good as he is going to look ( Mick Foley) definitely lost a bit of weight too.

yeah, Raw was so freakin great that my only comment is on Mick Foley weight loss. good job.

Originally Posted by Love Buzz

Once again I got them all right.. I don't like how easily I'm getting them. I think the Royal Rumble match will definitely divide opinions, for once, so I'm looking forward to that.

I keep screwing myself out of points. I like playing the game. but I'm glad I'm not on top because it defeats the purpose of the contest. I still try my best, but there is no cure for stupidity. How the fuck didn't I see that Roman Reigns would win his match?

There is no excuse with my experience other than being stupid. stupid, stupid, stupid. Kofi Kingston, you're stupid.

I think the TLC match will divide opinions.

[Absent Friend]

Thoughts on RAW

1.) Opening the show is our WWE Champion, Randall Orton. The guy comes out to pit stains, more visible because of the new shirt he's wearing. Randall started by saying he's owed an apology. Apologize for doubting Randall being WWE Champion after the Big Show match. I never did, so I don't have to say sorry. He introduced HHH and Stephanie. Isn't it telling how Hunter and Stephanie come out holding hands. That's a power couple. Hunter and Stephanie put Randall over, and the latter ended it on saying it's nice to be proven right. Randall got into their faces, saying he didn't need their help. As this promo continues, Daniel Bryan chants ring loudly across the arena. The power of the fans trying to convince whoever needs to listen. They did a "Yes" chant, with Randall telling them to shut up, by heel instinct. The fans weren't chanting "Yes" because of whatever Hunter said to Randall. He started putting himself over, and fans listened to that specifically. Booing at him proclaiming himself as the greatest superstar in the 50 year history of the WWE. Interrupting is John Cena. He introduced himself, and then Randall as a giant piece of...Stephanie cut him off. Cena told Steph to listen to the fans, actually referencing the fact they're chanting for Daniel Bryan. Turning that as if WWE intended on the chants, by turning it on Randall and the Authority's abuse of power. Cena asked who's the champion, but there's two. Cena suggested that there has to be "one" champion. He challenged Randall into a title unification. Steph said they've been planning this, Randall didn't know any of that. Hunter told Randall to grow up. He announced in 3 weeks (fans wanted it now), World Heavyweight Championship and WWE Championship hung high, TLC match for it all. Well looks like they are going for unification. This might sound awesome, but the common issue with one world champion is that the main event picture will shrink. People like Randall and Cena will just be hogging that small spotlight, instead of splitting it into two fields. Unless somehow WWE wants to give people more chances with one single world title. That will be hard to do. Also, those who cried for this, are probably the same people sick of Cena and Randall. Well? Wishes come true, but they hardly ever are 100% beneficial. Despite the interest on paper, I can't help but think of how WWE will book a single world title in the future. It's funny how Cena said he wants to restore the prestige of the World Heavyweight Championship, but weeks later, he wants to be the sole world champion. Anyways, decent segment, but Cena tried to justify what the fans chanted. Good try, but the truth is they chanted for Bryan and "Yes" because of the fact they want the guy in this spotlight. Perhaps that's why they even considered the thought of title unification. To try and quell the loud response Daniel Bryan's getting. It's as if, "Hey guys, we'll unify the world titles, as long as you stop chanting for that bearded troll, Daniel Bryan." Yeah...

2.) The Shield takes on Rey Mysterio and the Rhodes. A pretty fast paced match, and as a result, went by so quickly. It got great when Rey Mysterio got the hot tag. It was him and Rolllins, going at a speed of around 150MPH, and suddenly, came Roman Reigns with a spear to Mysterio. Right after, a spear to Goldust. Another spear to Cody? No, cool the jets on this big guy, as they gave Rollins and Dean Ambrose the win. Rollins and Rhodes squared off, but close to being taken out by the Cross Rhodes, Ambrose made the save and planted down Rhodes. So The Shield gets a win, feeling very confident from that. Good! Take things slowly, let the memorable performance of Reigns marinate and sink in for a while. He apparently tied with the most eliminations from a single person. 4, so that makes me wonder. Who is the other guy? I don't know myself. Very nice match.

3.) MizTV. Does JBL like the show now that he's a heel? His guest is Michael Strahan. Out comes Titus O'Neil, somehow with the gap tooth thing that Strahan has. Miz asked what's with the gap. He should pawn the super bowl ring and get that thing fixed. Miz got cheap heat by saying the gap's as wide as the Giants and the Playoffs. He even noted his cheap heat, saying he's "a bad guy, what a heel!" Miz, a heel, actually said "heel." It's nice to see him feel so comfortable talking as a bad guy. So I liked that, but after Titus tried to speak as Strahan, putting over Titus, Michael Strahan interrupted. He thinks Miz's jokes were bad, criticized Titus' "gap" game. He announced the tag team main event. Randall and Del Rio vs. Big Show and John Cena. Miz challenged Strahan to a match, with the guy saying Kelly Ripa's stronger than Miz. There was a "Kelly Ripa" chant, haha! Titus tried to cool Strahan's jets, with Miz coming to a compromise. A simple hip toss. Miz couldn't do it. Titus takes up this challenge next. Titus didn't. Miz said for Strahan to pretend he's Tony Romo throwing touchdowns. who's Tony Romo? I don't watch football, how does this appeal to me? Well, he hip tossed Miz, then he hip tossed Titus. They all danced and it's all cool. That's nice, and despite the usage of a celebrity, credit to Miz for sounding so great, and Titus getting this kind of spotlight. Strahan worked the mic and the crowd well. Better than Al Sharpton.

4.) Curtis Axel and The Ryback vs. Big E. Langston and Mark Henry. The latter pairing is pretty interesting. Anyways, as the match started, there's a "Daniel Bryan" chant, followed by a "Goldberg" one once The Ryback came in. You know, the fans are chanting one thing, but what's been trending on Twitter is anything but Daniel Bryan. Stuff like Strahan and Titus, here was Ziggler and Sandow. Ah well. Short match, doesn't really give time for Langston and Henry to try and be an actual team. The World's Strongest Team, that has a nice ring to it. Anyways, The Ryback was taken out, Axel was left to be squashed by Henry for the win.

5.) You bastards, who the hell wants to see a 7 on 7 divas elimination match? Especially when it happened 24 hours before. I'd rather be chanting for Daniel Bryan now. JBL got a chant. Lawler of course loves this match, he made a tongue comparison to Miley Cyrus. That mentally retarded buttmonkey. Some eliminations happened, Tamina got in, and things got good. Superkicking Naomi after the woman did a sloppy stunner move. Then powering over Cameron and planting her with the Samoan Drop. So Natalya beats on Tamina, she tags JoJo, and the woman pinned Tamina. What the fuck is that bullshit? I was steaming in anger, until Fox actually did her in. Good, but then Eva Marie came out to heat. Lawler justifying it as her slapping him on the RAW debut. No, it's because she fucking sucks, and it's proven here with a sloppy pinfall attempt on Alicia Fox, when Fox's left shoulder was not on the goddamn canvas. The anger is just continuing to fuel up. Even though Kaitlyn and Natalya got the next exchange. It wasn't long enough to cool me down, as Kaitlyn tapped out to the Sharpshooter. AJ came in, I'm getting a bit more calm, as she rolled up Natalya for the win. Brie Bella came in, doing a drop kick to AJ's ass, that the champ actually didn't sell. Probably because Brie barely grazed her. Brie got the win with her finisher, and eliminated AJ. UGH! Summer's left, and she dances, with Nikki coming in doing the worm. Summer failed at doing the worm. She's surrounded, with fans chanting for "twerk." I'd rather chant for Daniel Bryan, and for this match to end. Nikki ended it with a her torture rack backbreaker. Lawler said it's the best rack she ever saw. Nikki's boobs? Would you please move on. Commentary talked about RAW Country, and Florida Georgie Line, and I'm just filled with rage now. This sucked. It sucked and is the worst thing I've seen in a long time. Commentary got worse as it passed, the wrestling quality was piss poor and the good wrestling was barely given time to present itself. I loathe this shit. The fact Eva Marie's a survivor here, doesn't help at all. A recap of the gimmicky Broadway Brawl, heading to another match with a gimmicky cheap popping name. Decided by the WWE App.

6.) Oh please Damien Sandow, make me happy, I'm just so frustrated beyond normal levels. Sandow cut Lawler off, saying he's above this. He shouldn't be performing under "circus-like" circumstances, all of that great stuff. So the poll, a "Hamptons Hardcore Match." Ziggler came out with a cheap popping NHL Islanders jersey. So there's tennis rackets and balls, garbage cans, and commentary talking about the Hamptons. I never been there, I don't know about it, so I should take commentary as informative. However, I don't give a shit. Cole though brought up wrestling, the Attitude Era, Pete Gas in some hardcore match. JBL laughed at that. You bring up the "beloved" Attitude Era, and Pete Gas in the same sentence? After the break, garbage is introduced, red plastic cups, an orange, and some other yucky looking crap. Ziggler tried to use some oar, but Sandow stopped that, and put the Islander jersey on Ziggler, then doing the elbow of disdain. Trying to cheap heat the fans. Nothing against Sandow, but just stop. Stop cheap popping/heating the fans. It's overdone in this specific show, and that explains why Ziggler's pop wasn't elevated from the jersey. In fact, fans reacted more to big moves. Because, it's a wrestling match dammit. The fire extinguisher, big pop. Using the oar on Sandow's back, big pop. Get it? There came a "Randy Savage" chant for some fan dressed as him I guess. You can see a white haired security guard confronting that fan and a Hulkamaniac, with fans booing that. After I say that, there was a building "Hogan" chant. Sigh. Thankfully Sandow closed the match, using another oar that broke across Ziggler's back, and then the "You're Welcome" on the garbage can. So the match, was good. Better than last week, and I think the goal here is to try and steal the show. Make chicken salad out of chicken shit, and hope fans feast on it. Half the time, they did. The other half was spent doing random chants and stuff. It's a step up from the 7 on 7 tag match, and the fact Sandow won, made me feel very calm. The anger's temporarily subsided.

7.) Santino talking to Strahan, when Rowan came, and offered a sheep mask to Strahan!!! HAHAHA, and he wore it. That was hilarious. Santino backed off when Rowan came. Santino came back when Rowan left, now it's not funny. He offered a mask for Strahan to give to Kelly Ripa. Erick Rowan can be funny, without speaking, or showing his face. Whoa!

8.) OOOH! Renee Young in the ring for a live interview with the Greatest Of All Time, CM Punk and Daniel Bryan. Boy wouldn't it be sexy if those two battled in a TLC match for the one world championship rather than Cena and Randall? No offense to those two. This is so good, they're giving Renee an interesting spot, live in the ring, rather than backstage. She asks about the Survivor Series match. Keeping it pretty simple and fun, CM Punk asked questions, for Daniel Bryan saying "Yes." CM Punk then asked which is a better team name. The "Greatest Of All Teams" or "The Beard & The Best." That wasn't a "Yes" or "No" question. HA! CM Punk mentioned handicap matches being the way of booking, him taking time to say Hunter's thinking good, trying to hide problems. CM Punk then mentioned always beating the odds, no matter if they're facing all the Russians, the Dicks, the Rock N' Roll Express, the Midnight Express, the Ring Crew Express (I'm pretty sure that was a stable in ROH's early days), Colt Cabana! Punk mentioned Colt, and other names, he sounded pretty excited. With that and Daniel Bryan talking after, it really gives that last minute hype for the following match. So what time is it?

9.) It's time for the GOATs vs. the Wyatts in a 3 on 2 handicap match. Which can be simplified to "clobbering time." Something that happened in the Survivor Series match, that I didn't mention, was repeated somewhat here. It's a small, but nice thing. When Bryan get's planted down in a simple slam, he sells it strongly. As if to say Rowan, ni this specific match, was trying to plant Bryan through the canvas. Punk also sold it with a wincing. The little things count. So anyways, similar to Survivor Series, there was more than one hot tag, therefore the match moved around like a roller coaster, but the peak came when Daniel Bryan got the hot tag. Going all over the place, and being so awesome. I was stunned here and there, this guy's peerless man. Anyways, the action keeps up, where Rowan stops Bryan from making Harper tap out. Chaos ensued where all men are in the ring. The ref threw the match out, which was a bummer, being that it was cooking so hot. It's like cooking chilli and putting hot sauce in it or something. I loved it despite the finish. Taking things into strange territory, the Wyatts kidnapped Daniel Bryan, carrying him up the ramp. CM Punk attempted to chase after them, but got speared from Roman Reigns! The Shield ended up giving the triple powerbomb, and that has to be a response to the HHH comments Punk made in that electric promo. That Spear from Reigns was so sudden and awesome. This guy's mastering that move, I just keep getting impressed with that. After what's experienced on RAW, I have to say that the constant highlights these days are now Shield, the GOATs, and the Wyatts. Everyone else are just second, third, fourth fiddles.

10.) The Miz is getting prepared, while his Christmas Bounty movie played. During that, his co-star in the movie came in and said some stuff. She looked alright. A rematch from the Kickoff, The Miz vs. Kofi Kingston, aka, asshole. The match started with both guys wanting to shake hands, but actually slapped each other. Pretty interesting start. So commentary spent the match name dropping. Cole and JBL name dropping people in Kelly and Strahan's show, as John Cena was a guest earlier in the day. Lawler said stop with that, only to drop names in plugging Miz's Christmas Bounty movie, sort of. So this goes into the point of this 3 man booth shooting the shit rather than calling a damn match. The match was pretty back and forth, but lacks excitement. It was just a big blah, as this comes right after Survivor Series. So an obvious decline, and Miz once again won cleanly, with a good crucifix looking pinning combination.

11.) HAHA! Foley so far is the best salesman in WWE. He did the now traditional WWEShop plug, and went from Foley to Dude Love to Mankind. I remember reading a quote from RingsideConfessions on tumblr, saying WWE should have Enzo Amore and Colin Cassady do this WWEShop thing. I'd love, because they're funny and stuff. Anyways, Jerry Lawler introduced the winner of the Hurricane Sandy Auction Relief. Some guy who calls himself the "Kosher Butcher." Lawler asked what would his finisher be. "The Circumcision." Oh my goodness! That's pretty funny actually. Anyways, in the ring is R-Truth saying that we need to give a "brotha" a chance. R-Trizzle wants to give a shot, and with Brodus Clay's help, he gives to us, Xavier Woods. Woods with the Funkadactyls. He has "Over 9000!" on his trunks. That's awesome!!!

12.) However, fans cared about the Kosher Butcher. Chanting for him and "Circumcision." You know, on one hand, I can look at fans and their off topic chants as being stupid and not welcome. On the other, it's telling of what WWE puts on TV, that rather than follow what they're presenting, they'd rather chant something to have fun. Because they're not having fun with whatever's presented. I guess I'll just lie in the middle. As I do find them telling, but also annoying. Especially since unlike them, I've watched NXT, and therefore know how good this Xavier Woods is. He and Slater had some good time, with the future Doctor getting the win. He celebrated with the Kosher Butcher, and got the shirt that he's trying to peddle.

13.) I skipped the History of WWE sneak peak, because I want to watch it on my free time, not on RAW. The plug is good, but I don't want to spoil myself. After that, the Bellas wanted their footballs autographed by Strahan. They said their favorite teams are the Eagles, but Strahan was good on the Giants. The Funkadactyls came and got their footballs signed. Then Eva Marie came, BOOOOO! She plugged Total Divas, don't watch her Michael! Next was Goldust to make this funny. He did his exhale gimmick, which made me wonder. What the hell does Goldie's breath smells like? I hope nice.

14.) Plugging WWE 2K14, they showed The Rock's Wrestlemania matches between Cena at 29, Austin at 15, Hogan at 18. Of course Stone Cold won, 66%. Hogan got the lowest, pretty funny. A small little video had Strahan shake hands and buddy up with Cena. Good for them.

15.) Time for the main event: Big Show and Cena vs. Del Rio and Randall. The funny thing is that both teams feuded amongst themselves in recent years. So Big Show and Cena at 2012. Del Rio and Randall last year too. Oh yucky! Look at Randall's chest. Usually it's so nice, you can eat off it, but it looks like raw meat. Those damn Big Show chops! So after the break, the match continues, and you can hear "Daniel Bryan" chants, and even a little CM Punk chant. Commentary mentioned that the last Undisputed WWE Champion was Brock Lesnar, Chris Jericho was the very first Undisputed WWE Champion. How they tried to spin things, I can see why they had Cena vs. Randall. 11 time world champion vs. 14 time world champion. Two guys that blazed their own paths in WWE, and could be seen as legends of today. Despite the GOATs in CM Punk and Daniel Bryan, the only stars bigger than them, objectively speaking, is John Cena and Randall. No bias spilling, so this one match, 11 years in the making, yeah, it's important. It's Cena vs. Randall for the "umpteenth" time, but I buy it. I understand it, I'll let it slide. Despite that, there's still the thoughts of the future. Back to the opening segment, thinking about a single world title system in WWE, how that will shrink the main event picture. Although the WWE roster is pretty thin these days. Moving on, the match gained my attention when Big Show sold very well. You'd think Show's only good in being a crybaby, but he did a great job here. remember that he got punted by Randall. JBL was the first to bring up this point, after Del Rio kicked him in the head. Very fine storytelling, but fans would rather chant hometown boy, Zack Ryder. Yeah. Anyways, another kick came with Randall holding Big Show's head. Randall gave an evil smile when he realized that Show was getting rattled. Big Show tried to tag out, but was thinking Randall was Cena. Things reached a point where a ringside physician tried to help Show. Randall cut in to attack the head some more. A DDT included, Big Show stopped Randall with a spear, Cena got tagged in. Del Rio wouldn't allow Cena to do the 5 Knuckle Shuffle, which is logical because a guy like Del Rio should know that move by now. Despite that, Cena quickly made him tap out to the STF. Cena tried to check up on Show, only to get jumped from behind by Del Rio. Cena came back and used the AA, followed by Randall coming in with his championship title and attacking Cena. Then in symbolic fashion, he takes Cena's world title, and holds both of them at the same time. Oh fuck, that looked so hot! What a golden shower! Anyways, Show's selling stole this match, and the close to this RAW was pretty nice.

Having typed about the title unification and the future of WWE's main event picture enough, I'll focus on Randall. Despite the little beef with him exhibiting crybaby stuff, I do like that he's really not an Authority Guy anymore. Realizing that Hunter and Steph love to make everything about them, he questions their ways now. It's good, because that team was put together to get Randall's fresh heel turn over. Job done, now it's time to break that off, and make an angle out of it. Enter John Cena, and the battle of being one world champion, and the "Face of the WWE" status on the backdrop. Back to the unification match. The timing is also very nice, because that's at the end of 2013. Therefore 2014 shapes up to be a historic year, as it virtually begins the new era of just one world champion. A risky era though because of the unsettling thinking behind who will hold that one world title. The possible hogging of Cena and Randall, Sheamus in the future, possibly, but everyone else? Yeah. So, I hope the company tries and make this work. However, I'm thinking of the negatives more than the positives. Funny that most people think of the positives more than the negatives in this specific situation. Before the title unification got made official. Now? Well it's Cena and Randall, maybe they should change their minds. Too late, it's going to happen, at least try and be positive about it. I was reading something that implied that the TLC match won't be a unification deal. It directed to a dotcom article. It reiterates that one man will walk out with two world titles. There was nothing explicitly saying that the titles will be unified. So it could mean that who ever wins, will hold both titles, temporarily, and drop one by the time Royal Rumble happens. Therefore the winner of that match can still pick between champions, rather than one by default. That being said, unification just came to mind so suddenly, but it might not be that. I think the upcoming RAWs should make it more clear. For now, it's a bit of a mystery. I'll just quote some of the article. It's pretty short and all hype.

With not one, but both World Titles hanging in the balance, World Heavyweight Champion John Cena will face WWE Champion Randy Orton in an historic Tables, Ladders & Chairs Match. The watershed contest will leave one Superstar in possession of both World Titles, a feat that has never been accomplished since the World Heavyweight Title was introduced in September 2002.

So they aren't saying there will be an undisputed WWE Champion, all they're saying is one man will be both the World Heavyweight Champion and WWE Champion at the same time.

PS: Apparently the blackout wasn't the video. In the 7 on 7 Divas crap, Aksana had a wardrobe malfunction. Tsk tsk tsk. Also, in trying to perfectly transcribe CM Punk's fast talking promo where he name dropped Colt Cabana, it turns out the names "Scott Colton," and "Matt Classic," are Cabana's birth name, and one-time moniker, respectively. The latter was a masked gimmick Cabana used on Wrestling Society X on MTV. Essentially, he name dropped Cabana...3 times! Marty Derosa is a comedian, he is associated with Colt Cabana as they make some Youtube show. This is interesting since there are small rumblings of Cabana being a color commentator for WWE. This was something he implied, but chose not to go into detail on his appearance on Steve Austin's podcast.

[Absent Friend]

After listening to today's Steve Austin podcast with Dave Meltzer, which was off-putting on paper, but turned out well, he said Daniel Bryan will be on next Tuesday's podcast! Can't wait for that.

[deputyduffy]

having Michael Strahan do his little act with the MIZ made about as much sense as the last picture in this thread...


yeah that one....right up there

[Absent Friend]

Originally Posted by deputyduffy

having Michael Strahan do his little act with the MIZ made about as much sense as the last picture in this thread...


yeah that one....right up there

What "last picture" are you referring to? My signature, or the one with the "RIP Asparagus" sign, referencing Daniel Bryan losing his dog of 11 years last week.

Chad rules

Chad rules

This episode of Jericho's show was about the guy being sick, and Chad trying to heal him.

She fed him soup made out of random stuff.

He was strapped by the wrists and wearing leg braces, so he physically couldn't get out of bed. He had to stand her wanting to read Jericho's upcoming third autobiography, and hear her opinion. Too many curse words.

Not with phrases John Cena would say.

She couldn't shred memoirs, even though Jericho has the thing saved to a computer. She suggested burning it.

He looked around and noticed this scene to be like a horror movie.

I don't know who's urine is that.

He bust out by breaking the plate of soup onto the chamberpot and cutting himself free. The braces had to be loosened by his roommate, Ryan, who was watching some marathon.

I know, right?

Chad came back, only to suffer the wrath of an angry Jericho.

It turns out that he wasn't sick anymore, but Chad was starting to get sick. She got kicked out as a result.

Phil digs MILFs

Phil digs MILFs

Once again with that Todd guy, talking to his girlfriend.

Talent agent Phil got Jericho booked in a PSA about drinking and driving. The person producing it is some handicapped guy. Jericho thought the guy was paralyzed from a drunk driver. Phil's dating the cripple's mom.

After putting his signature on too many lines, it turns out that the cripple was in a wheelchair because he knocked over a phone booth with his car, while under the influence of alcohol. Furthermore, dude only has a "sprained toe," and the PSA was pro-Drinking and Driving.

Jericho changed his mind quickly, but forgot that Phil got his furniture at a very cheap price.