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Kid is runnin around house lookin for his Dad. Finally walks thru the bedroom door and catches him doin the nasty with Mom. Dad starts laughin and says "run along Junior, I'll be out in a bit".

Old man finishes up and goes out to find the kid. Can't find him anywhere. Finally goes to look in the kids room. Opens the door and there is Junior on top of Gramma goin at it.

Old man yells "Junior!! What in the hell are you doing??!!

Junior says: "Not so funny when it's your Mom is it!"

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A professor at the University of Michigan was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.
Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'probably deer hunting with his buddies.'

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