Signs You're Getting Older

[ViceLikeEye]

Originally Posted by Colonel Angus

Completely fell asleep on her. She was in the shower and I passed out.

I feel you, bud, but I can do you one worse. I fell asleep with my fingers on her fun button (clit), about 8 years ago (my early 40's). I was exhausted and in my defense, this was before I was diagnosed with sleep apnea, so I was really, really, tired, all the time. I still mentally facepalm myself, every time I think about falling asleep, while my digits were on/in her vag.

I was single again, not long after that happened. However, I'm certain that's not why she left. This was a 'friends with benefits' arrangement, from the start.

Moral of the story; Being tired isn't always about being old. And don't feel so bad, because worse has happened. If she's cool, she'll understand. Give it to her twice as hard next time.

[Wallingford]

Originally Posted by pepo-pepo

Surgeries

Got married this summer, came home from honeymoon on a monday & had surgery on a blown shoulder two days later. Rotator cuff, inflamed ligament, bone framents, ugh.

(Lucky for pepo & mrs pepo that the right 'bone' was 'inflamed' during honeymoon!!).

Tried all that wild kinky sex you've been watching on planetsuzy on your honeymoon and blew out a shoulder? Bummer.

[pepo-pepo]

Originally Posted by ViceLikeEye

... I fell asleep with my fingers on her fun button (clit), about 8 years ago (my early 40's)...I still mentally facepalm myself, every time I think about falling asleep, while my digits were on/in her vag...

Be careful. You could lose a ring that way Anyway, its better that you fell asleep doing that then if she fell asleep when you were doing it to her!

Originally Posted by Wallingford

Tried all that wild kinky sex you've been watching on planetsuzy on your honeymoon and blew out a shoulder? Bummer.

Strange thing... it wasn't even that shoulder! The shoulder/arm/hand that gets overworked is still going strong ( taking care of pepo & mrs if you know what i mean).


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[BooBootheBear]

From 20 to 30 if things go right
It's once in the morning and once at night
From 30 to 40 you're still going strong
Half as often but twice as long
From 50 to 60 your inclinations
Are Saturday nights and summer vacations
From 60 to 70 you're down to 4-weekly
From 70 to 80 you just try meekly
If after that you're still inclined
Just take a cold shower
It's all in your mind

[sordi88]

Getting my prostate examined soon...

[Colonel Angus]

Being annoyed that some kid might ring your door buzzer.

[ViceLikeEye]

Originally Posted by sordi88

Getting my prostate examined soon...

Originally Posted by Colonel Angus

Being annoyed that some kid might ring your door buzzer.

I have a strange feeling these two comments could be related. Doctors are younger than I am now and I don't want to get my "door buzzer" rang by them. However, 50 is right around the corner.

[ViceLikeEye]

Originally Posted by pepo-pepo

Be careful. You could lose a ring that way Anyway, its better that you fell asleep doing that then if she fell asleep when you were doing it to her!

I don't wear jewelry.

True, putting her to sleep would be a major shot to the ego.

[Lando Griffin]

Originally Posted by ViceLikeEye

True, putting her to sleep would be a major shot to the ego.

Unless, of course, you had chloroformed her.

[ViceLikeEye]

No. I don't get a lot of women, but I wouldn't stoop to that level, to get more women.

It's far beyond fun, to give pleasure to a woman; Hearing her moaning, feeling her writhing and shaking with pleasure. Just when she thinks she's done having orgasms.... you give her another one. She 100% needs to be awake.

It's honestly a tie between giving and receiving pleasure. OK, maybe receiving is 1st place, but only by tiny margin. Holy shit, I love those multi-orgasmic women!!! They make me feel like a kid again; I'll even involuntarily leak a ton of pre-cum, if she's really into me giving her pleasure. Not all women can have multiple orgasms, if you guys didn't know.