Show Off Your Wallpaper!!

[ViceLikeEye]

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Here are my phone wallpapers. One is a very Safe For Work (and family) picture of French Canadian meat pies AKA Tourtière and the other is a NSFW porn star. If I didn't have very judgy relatives, I'd probably rock the Ashlynn wallpaper all the time.

[wsbfan1]

I rotate wallpapers on my phone and laptop pretty regularly. But this is what I have now:

Bettie Page (love her) on my phone and Ruby Muscle (I've got a thing for muscle chicks) on my laptop.



Just for reference of my varied taste for wallpapers. My previous ones were Rose McGowan rear shot from the MTV movie awards back in the day (IYKYK) on my phone and a full-length Suki Sin on my laptop.

[mugiwara91]

Originally Posted by ViceLikeEye

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Here are my phone wallpapers. One is a very Safe For Work (and family) picture of French Canadian meat pies AKA Tourtière and the other is a NSFW porn star. If I didn't have very judgy relatives, I'd probably rock the Ashlynn wallpaper all the time.

Honestly, if I were a relative, I would be more suspicious of the random meat pies wallpaper. Lol "This guy loves meat pies so much he has it as his wallpaper."

But nevertheless, it is clever to have a secondary SFW wallpaper whenever nosy family members show up.

Also, you can never go wrong with Ashlynn and her... hefty assets.

[mugiwara91]

Originally Posted by wsbfan1

I rotate wallpapers on my phone and laptop pretty regularly. But this is what I have now:

Bettie Page (love her) on my phone and Ruby Muscle (I've got a thing for muscle chicks) on my laptop.



Just for reference of my varied taste for wallpapers. My previous ones were Rose McGowan rear shot from the MTV movie awards back in the day (IYKYK) on my phone and a full-length Suki Sin on my laptop.

I love the Bettie Page pic. Vintage with a curvy, timeless figure.

You and I are alike in switching up wallpapers and having a rotation of some. At most, I use probably two or three different wallpapers in one month. I have about ten favorites that I put up every once in a while and every so often, I will come across a new pic that catches my eye as a potential new wallpaper.



This pic of Tori Black is one of my favorites and a frequent choice for my laptop.

[Lando Griffin]

Originally Posted by pinkcd

Also, I started using this AJ pic on my phone, but I dunno. Even though you don't see any privates, having her ass up like that might be too much?

Wow! One of the all time greatest asses in porn.

Originally Posted by wsbfan1

I rotate wallpapers on my phone and laptop pretty regularly. But this is what I have now:

Bettie Page (love her) on my phone and Ruby Muscle (I've got a thing for muscle chicks) on my laptop.

Bettie Page is the bomb. Absolutely love her. Thanks for mentioning Ruby Muscle. Not familiar with her but will definitely be doing some research.

Originally Posted by mugiwara91

Honestly, if I were a relative, I would be more suspicious of the random meat pies wallpaper. Lol "This guy loves meat pies so much he has it as his wallpaper."

I know, right? Relatives are probably thinking, geez this guy has a serious fetish for meat pies.

My wallpaper is really bland. Just various nature scenes that I change to represent the seasons.

[mugiwara91]

Originally Posted by Lando Griffin

My wallpaper is really bland. Just various nature scenes that I change to represent the seasons.

There's nothing wrong with that. Whenever I'm on one of my breaks from porn, I use space or nature-themed wallpapers. They can be rather soothing at times.

Whether SFW or NSFW, your wallpaper should express your interests or make you feel relaxed when all the windows are closed.

[ViceLikeEye]

Originally Posted by mugiwara91

Honestly, if I were a relative, I would be more suspicious of the random meat pies wallpaper. Lol "This guy loves meat pies so much he has it as his wallpaper."

But nevertheless, it is clever to have a secondary SFW wallpaper whenever nosy family members show up.

Also, you can never go wrong with Ashlynn and her... hefty assets.

I'm large, I cook quite a bit (not those pies though, but I did help make them) and we love meat pies/the tradition of them, etc. Truly, nothing suspicious about the pies. Plus my mom is partly visible in the photo.

In a way, thankfully, I don't have to change to the SFW wallpaper that often.

Ashlynn was fucking gorgeous, all around. Top of my hot blondes list, "no cap", as the kids say. She's top of my favorites, period. Those "hefty assets" do not hurt.

One of the many, many, many, Ashlynn Brooke desktop wallpapers, I've made.

Originally Posted by mugiwara91

This pic of Tori Black is one of my favorites and a frequent choice for my laptop.

Wowzers!!!!! I love that she has a little more "boobage", because she's squeezing them together. I've always found Tori super hot, but lacking some C or D cups. Lack of bigger boobs was her only "weakness", but she's still a stunner.

I'm a little sad you haven't yet showcased the Abella wallpaper I made for you.

[Lando Griffin]

Originally Posted by ViceLikeEye

I'm large, I cook quite a bit (not those pies though, but I did help make them) and we love meat pies/the tradition of them, etc. Truly, nothing suspicious about the pies. Plus my mom is partly visible in the photo. (

Oh, I thought that was just some random picture of meat pies. I didn't know it had personal connection. Now I understand.

[ViceLikeEye]

Originally Posted by Lando Griffin

Oh, I thought that was just some random picture of meat pies. I didn't know it had personal connection. Now I understand.

Nope, I'm not Sweeney Todd.

The TL;DR of that story is (if I remember correctly) Sweeney Todd is an evil barber who kills people and his accomplice gets rid of the "evidence", by turning them into delicious meat pies, which everyone loves at first and then things unravel. I believe I watched that horror musical in 7th grade music class, on VHS. It was the one with Angela Lansbury, made in 1982. I haven't seen the newer one with Johnny Depp.

[mugiwara91]

Originally Posted by ViceLikeEye

One of the many, many, many, Ashlynn Brooke desktop wallpapers, I've made.

Damn! Now that's pretty good! "Spreading" out by the fire. Nice.

Originally Posted by ViceLikeEye

Wowzers!!!!! I love that she has a little more "boobage", because she's squeezing them together. I've always found Tori super hot, but lacking some C or D cups. Lack of bigger boobs was her only "weakness", but she's still a stunner.

See, this is where we disagree. Her not having C or D cups is more of an asset. Chicks with big tits are a dime a dozen, so there's something beautifully symmetrical about Tori's proportions. In my opinion, the wallpaper captures some of the best of these assets.