Best quotes from the forum

[jaydogbones]

Originally Posted by Wallingford

You're on a first name basis with Nina Hartley, but never heard of India Summer? I gotta take this over to the 1000 things you learn about porn thread.

This one by Wallingford made me chuckle

[jaydogbones]

Originally Posted by liddokun420x

...Same with Jade Jantzen, dumb bitch is all tattoos now and her pussy looks like an arby's roast beef sandwich that's been sitting on the floor for a week.

[jaydogbones]

Originally Posted by Ficiones69

Name: Holy Wood
Other Name: Eva Accola
Nationality: Russian Federation
Age: 27 Years Old
Debut Year: 2024

that was a hard 27

Originally Posted by Tristann

Holy fuck, so ugly. Progeria ?

[jaydogbones]

Originally Posted by BowlofDick

While I agree this year has not been a banner year on the Porn front, for those who live in California (which is still the epicenter of Porn) you have to take into account the fact that inflation is currently over 20% in the US, we are emerging from a pandemic lockdown, the rise of the 'independent Porn' phenomena (OF, manyvids, etc,.) combined with a 'coming home to Jesus' reckoning for a lot of predatory, misogynistic, practices (i.e. Max Harc0re, James Dean, Mike Adriano (although he is still quite prolific and has largely escaped notice).

When you consider Seka Black (70) and Christy Canyon are shooting porn again you can see the economic forces above at play. Plus, we have an entire generation of prospective consumers with the attention span of a gnat- tweeting, living for 'likes', watching porn on their phone. Alas, to fill the void , one always has the option of watching watching R3b3l Ryd3r shove a baseball bat along with 3 Russian mobster dicks in her anus simultaneously on that sticky, unwashed couch L3gal P0rno loves to use

Hopefully, things will get better as the economy improves.

Awesome analysis

[jaydogbones]

Originally Posted by josephstrauss65

I could marry this whore, and live happy with her eating my ass all day long, and going to the beach and fuck the human meathole every minute i wish. Shoving her dumb head in the toilette my self and troath her mouth, and saying mom i met the one! she would definitively could be the one , i give a shit how many dopes use her destroyed holes, i would ruin her leftovers

Who said romance is dead? ~emale

[ww2flyer]

Sometimes simple, even predictable, is funny.

Precipitator:

Originally Posted by kylieclip

Luna Lane was one of my absolute favs back in the day. I had wondered what happened to her.

What state was she arrested in?

Answer from YeOldPerv:

Originally Posted by YeOldePerv

I'm guessing drunk.

[Tristann]

Originally Posted by jaydogbones

Who said romance is dead? ~emale

Mr. Strauss has an ability to make his messages immediately recognizable.

[jaydogbones]

Originally Posted by Tristann

Mr. Strauss has an ability to make his messages immediately recognizable.

Yes old Josephus is in a class unto himself.

[jaydogbones]

Here's another Gem from PlanetSuzy's own Perverted Poet Laureate the inimitable josephstrauss65:
This was with Regards to former Pornstar Jayna Oso

Originally Posted by josephstrauss65

i ill masterbate over her left overs and reminders right now but she looks a bit like trans whore foxxy...

(sic x 5+)

[Tristann]

Originally Posted by josephstrauss65

i ill masterbate over her left overs and reminders right now but she looks a bit like trans whore foxxy...

Originally Posted by jaydogbones

Here's another Gem from PlanetSuzy's own Perverted Poet Laureate the inimitable josephstrauss65:
This was with Regards to former Pornstar Jayna Oso

(sic x 5+)

We need more if this shit.