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27th June 2024, 01:53
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I knew it would come to me. When I first joined there was a member who had as his sig line:
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27th June 2024, 10:58
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That's a good one.
Another one I know that's a little similar: "Girlfriends are for people who can't download porn"
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13th July 2024, 07:43
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19th July 2024, 18:37
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SinatraGuy just had one that cracked me up on tattoos:
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This one caused me to do a spit take and I wasn't even drinking anything.
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27th July 2024, 16:41
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29th July 2024, 15:32
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29th July 2024, 16:31
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