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25th May 2024, 12:49
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27th May 2024, 19:17
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When Middle Age smacks you upside the head and says, "Stop worrying about your dick start worrying if you're going to have a heart attack soon!"
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2nd July 2024, 04:05
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8th July 2024, 17:30
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You know you're old when you've written your Will, Burial Wishes and Medical Directive.
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11th July 2024, 18:59
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Every rose has its thorn, just like every man has his porn
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A 15 year old asked me if I could buy cigarettes for him, in front of a store.
I said: Are you 18? and then refused to do it. I can assure you I'd have done him the favour, 10 years ago.
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12th July 2024, 01:01
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a stuck un-movable mind
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16th July 2024, 17:21
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Said before, but I will say it again. Waking up tired and with pains in places that didn't hurt before you went to sleep.
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16th July 2024, 23:55
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Gatekeeper: Do you have an appointment?
Me: No. GK: Reason for visit? Me: She's my niece. GK: [indignantly] I mean the topic of conversation [scowls]. Me: [shrugs][flatly] Christmas plans. GK: [eyeroll] A mister ******** is here to see you about [indignation dripping out of her voice] Christmas plans. GK: [defeated] You may go in sir. |
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29th July 2024, 15:22
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