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bustergreen · 25th May 2024, 15:25

A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in. Immediately, he sees the eggs and gasps in horror.

"Be careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh, my GOSH!"

The wife, startled at her husband's violent reaction, dashes to the fridge to get some butter.

"You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!"

The wife, concerned by the status of her husband's mental state, forgets about the butter and goes running to the eggs.

"WE NEED BUTTER! Are you CRAZY??? Where are we going to get the butter? They're going to stick! HURRY!"

The wife runs to back to the fridge.

"CAREFUL about the eggs! CAREFUL. You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them quickly! Oh not that quickly! Don't you know how to cook? Are you insane? Turn the EGGS!"

At this point, the wife starts crying, since she has no idea what to do.

She gasps "What is WRONG with you? I know how to cook eggs".

The husband simply smiles and replies "I just wanted to show you what it feels like while I'm driving with you in the car" and leaves.

bustergreen · 4th September 2024, 06:35

The wife was holding our twin baby boys. "Ouch!" she said "He's pinching my chin" "Which one?" I asked. "Jack" she answered. What a weird bitch I thought. She's got names for her chins.

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A school teacher asks her class "What vegetable makes your eyes water?" Little Johnny replies "An eggplant". "No Johnny" says the teacher "I believe you are thinking of an onion, aren't you?" "No miss" Says Johnny "Have you never been hit in the balls with an eggplant?"

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Man, I still remember my grandpa's last words... "Stop playing with that shotgun you little bastard".

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I went to visit my Grandma the other day, and when I got there I saw that my Granfather was all over her! Believe me that is not a sight you want to see! Besides, we had a hell of a time getting him back in the urn!

25th May 2024, 15:25	#21
bustergreen Registered User Forum Lord Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,740 Thanks: 1,896 Thanked 8,086 Times in 1,601 Posts	A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in. Immediately, he sees the eggs and gasps in horror. "Be careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh, my GOSH!" The wife, startled at her husband's violent reaction, dashes to the fridge to get some butter. "You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!" The wife, concerned by the status of her husband's mental state, forgets about the butter and goes running to the eggs. "WE NEED BUTTER! Are you CRAZY??? Where are we going to get the butter? They're going to stick! HURRY!" The wife runs to back to the fridge. "CAREFUL about the eggs! CAREFUL. You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them quickly! Oh not that quickly! Don't you know how to cook? Are you insane? Turn the EGGS!" At this point, the wife starts crying, since she has no idea what to do. She gasps "What is WRONG with you? I know how to cook eggs". The husband simply smiles and replies "I just wanted to show you what it feels like while I'm driving with you in the car" and leaves. __________________ Use the "THANKS" button if you like this post!

4th September 2024, 06:35	#22
bustergreen Registered User Forum Lord Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,740 Thanks: 1,896 Thanked 8,086 Times in 1,601 Posts	The wife was holding our twin baby boys. "Ouch!" she said "He's pinching my chin" "Which one?" I asked. "Jack" she answered. What a weird bitch I thought. She's got names for her chins. ************************************************* A school teacher asks her class "What vegetable makes your eyes water?" Little Johnny replies "An eggplant". "No Johnny" says the teacher "I believe you are thinking of an onion, aren't you?" "No miss" Says Johnny "Have you never been hit in the balls with an eggplant?" ********************************************** Man, I still remember my grandpa's last words... "Stop playing with that shotgun you little bastard". *********************************************** I went to visit my Grandma the other day, and when I got there I saw that my Granfather was all over her! Believe me that is not a sight you want to see! Besides, we had a hell of a time getting him back in the urn! __________________ Use the "THANKS" button if you like this post!