Best quotes from the forum

[jaydogbones]

Originally Posted by Tristann

We need more if(sic) this shit.

Yes!

[jaydogbones]

Originally Posted by Nacho Libre

She's only 28. That's CRAZY!

Originally Posted by ZamIt

Alex Tanner - drugs, shoplifting

Originally Posted by notfrommadrid

Wow.... just wow.
That is some "shower lady from the shining" type shit.

[Tristann]

This thread is growing nicely...

[jaydogbones]

Originally Posted by goat00

April O'Neil (AKA April O'Neal, April O'niel)



is a hot brunette harlot, originally from Arizona. Obviously, this chick has a serious love for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, as that is where her stage name originates from! She moved away from Arizona after graduating, and ended up returning home within a few weeks. While at a party, April met Kylee Reese and the two talked about the porn industry. Kylee told April she could begin her career doing only girl on girl performances and see how she liked it. April took her advice, and fell madly in love with the industry!

Doing a 9 to 5 job and living a quiet life.

Originally Posted by emale

Well, I would not consider escorting a 9 to 5 job, unless you meant 9 pm to 5 am.

April O'Neal just travels and cosplays with not a job in sight so emale beat me to it.

[Wallingford]

Just revisited this little gem from 10 years ago.

http://veterperementour.ru/showpost.p...8&postcount=12

In fact, the whole thread is pretty good.

[Tristann]

Originally Posted by Frogger

When you have 12 dicks up your ass, another 15 in your pussy, and 6 in your mouth, it leaves little room for acting.

It's a misconception IMO.

[ww2flyer]

Another gem from bill_az:

Originally Posted by bill_az

WHY is waxing your tadpole ever a challenge? I suggest you find some better porn, rather than wetting your jizz sock to Jay-z or 37 Cent.

in response to

Originally Posted by pornisartt

This is more of a question and i couldn't find where else was appropriate to post this so sorry if this is the wrong thread!

I used to watch this series of porn a while back in which you would jerk off to the beat which was displayed at the bottom of the video on a bar. Sometimes it was to music, sometimes it was for stamina purposes, but usually always it would fit the video being played and it added a challenge to jacking off! which sounds weird to say i know xD

would anyone happen to know the name of this series? i've completely forgotten it and have tried so many generic sounding google searches to find it but with no luck :c

thanks

[Tristann]

About masturbating in plane toilet:

Originally Posted by Tristann

There are hardly more difficult, dangerous, stupid and anti-erotic situation.

1. difficult: little room and discomfort.
2. dangerous: you never know what can happen, stewards have keys to open the door if they feel something suspect is happening.
3. stupid: let toilet free for others ppl...wanking can wait.
4. anti-erotic: considering points 1-2-3, it is not something I would ever want to do.

Originally Posted by Tristann

wanking can wait.

Originally Posted by thruster315

These three words have never spoken more truth.

But when it can't wait, it can't wait.