Introducing myself... as a "Newbie" (Junior Member)

[butterbbb]

Hello everyone!

"Long time listener, first time caller"...

Like many fellow Juniors, I was skulking for many years before finally deciding to register an account and be able to "share the joy".

Brief history on myself:

- Lifelong fan of porn. My dad let my brother and I go through his porn mags if we wanted to. In high school (around 1985-86) I saw my very first VHS porn: "Y*ng & Naughty" with Nikki Charm, Renee Summers, Peter North, Tom Byron. Would buy porn film review mags whenever I could. When I turned of legal age I started renting VHS tapes myself.

Between 1989 to about 1997 my 1/2 brother and I would trek out weekly to rent a few porn tapes to enjoy over the weekend. This provided us with a solid mid-late 80s to mid 90s background. That and my photographic memory of those video review mags and "Adam Film World" annual guides...

In 1994 I started surfing porn online using friends' computers who had internet. Somewhere around 1997 or 1998 I had a girlfriend who had a slow old laptop and a 14 400 KPS modem. I spent my weekends no sleeping and surfing porn online overnight while everyone was snoring away.

There was a short "dead area" where I basically stopped "regular" porn and instead went down the route of comic book porn. While most sucked (pun unintentional), some still hold up today. Beto Hernandez' "Birdland (expanded edition)" is still with me to this day.

I had been "collecting" porn on VHS since around 1989 and would often tape over some of those cassettes, thinking I could always re-buy them at a later date. Little did I know about the "turnover" of porn tapes (which became worse with DVDs...). I amassed a serious collection of rare VHS tapes, most of which were either banned in the USA (Ms L0rds, anyone?) or just never digitalized / released on DVD.

Sadly all that had to be thrown away in the garbage in the 2020 purge.

In early Y2K I started "collecting" porn on DVD, mostly due to the return of Tiffany Mynx (who was always my favorite in the 90s) and Jules Jordan for Evil Empire. It took me a while but I managed to score a decent collection, mostly from the cheapie bins in sex shops, and later with online sources.

In case you are wondering why I basically label myself "the most censored man online", it's basically because ever since I started contributing to the internet (in the late 90s) on forums or discussion threads, via free "groups" hosted by online site or whatnot, I have been banned, censored, taken offline, etc... To this day, at least one "thing" I post online every week gets taken down - but that's because of today's internet being run by "autobots" who flag anything and remove it without any reason not explanation and no way to plead your case.

I had a super-long running blog from about 2007 up until April 2024 when, you guessed it, some "autobot" decided that I "violated a term of use" (which one? There's like 10 000 in your rules section!) and so my "porn legacy" was erased overnight.

Anyway that's about it.

Well obviously there's tons more but I think I wasted your time pentifully enough for today!

Cheers, stay safe, and "do what makes you feel good".

[Romano]

Hello and Welcome to PlanetSuzy!

[Black Widow]

Wow, that's what I call an introduction. Welcome aboard!
Allow me one question: I'm looking for "Ass Quest 6" (Sin City, 2001). May you got it in your Collection?

[butterbbb]

Originally Posted by Black Widow

Wow, that's what I call an introduction. Welcome aboard!
Allow me one question: I'm looking for "Ass Quest 6" (Sin City, 2001). May you got it in your Collection?

Hello there!

Alas no, even though "Ass Quest 6" features adorable euro performer Suzie Sweet, I myself never actually came across that one.

Come to think of it, coming across Sin City titles was VERY hard where I came from (Canada) and I think Sin City was one of those (like Pleasure / Rosebud) e US companies that got zero distributors in Canada, or rather the greater Montreal area.

In fact the little Sin City titles I do currently own (which is about 6 to 8 DVDs only) were purchased in my earlier days of online shopping, back when the shipping costs to Canada were affordable (*).

Sorry I could not be of any more help!

(*) one trusted online site now charges $45 in USD as a flat basic rate to ship one DVD. Subsequent titles are $0.50 but $45 USD is like $60-65 in Canadian on a good day.

[fcbarca]

welcome to the board

[SomeGuy269]

Welcome to PlanetSuzy!

[jaydogbones]

Welcome to thePlanet

[Frogger]

Welcome!

[mugiwara91]

Wow... that's quite the history.

Brief history on me: I was around 11 when I started off watching softcore porn on Showtime, saw my first hardcore flick at 14 (I stole the DVD from my uncle-in-law ), and it wasn't until I was a junior in high school when I first gained access to the wonderful world of online porn.

Anyway, enjoy your stay here at PSuzy!!!

[butterbbb]

Originally Posted by mugiwara91

I was around 11 when I started off watching softcore porn on Showtime, saw my first hardcore flick at 14 (I stole the DVD from my uncle-in-law ), and it wasn't until I was a junior in high school when I first gained access to the wonderful world of online porn.

"The times they are a-changin' " indeed !

Back in my day VHS porn was just starting (I guess Betamax was on it's way down even though I had a friend who's parents had a Beta machine AND an old late 70s/early 80s porn tape of trailers and previews... which is when I first saw Ron Jeremy lick his own dick!!!

My first ever hardcore porn was that Nikki Charm title which originally belonged to my dad but my 1/2 brother borrowed it and it ended up "doing the rounds" at every male kid in our hood who had a VCR machine.

Ended up finding that title (re-titled "Sweet And Naughty") on DVD a couple of years ago.

I can only imagine being exposed to "today's" porn for the first time as it is happening. Man things sure changed a lot since I was first introduced to online porn (although back in the late 90s, it was easier to find "kinkier" stuff than it is today, because the internet wasn't yet over-run by corrupt bureaucrats and imperiali$t elite corporations and their auto-censoring autobot "A.I."'s.).

Anyway yeah, let's all just have a grand old time over here on this "planet".

P.S. is the host "PlanetSuzy" any reference to Suze Randall?