>> This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend
>> who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost
>> track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to
>> enjoy together? I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be
>> interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old
>> magic.' I was flabbergasted.
>> 'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now,' I said, 'I'm a bit
>> older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I
>> don't really have the energy I used to have.'
>> She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the
>> challenge'.
>> 'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a man with a
>> waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my
>> lack of muscle tone...stuff sagging, my teeth not as white and jowls
>> like a Great Dane!
>> She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.? She teased me,
>> saying that tubby, grey-haired, older men were cute, and she was
>> sure I would still be a great lover.
>> Then she giggled,? 'I've put on quite a bit of weight myself!'
>> So I told her to fuck off
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