I was 19 or 20 and was seeing this girl who was studying mortuary science. At the time she was doing an internship with one of the local funeral homes. She asked if I wanted a tour of the place, you know the stuff you normally don’t see during your average visit. I naturally took her up on the tour. I basically saw the inner workings of the whole place. We of course ended up in the ”show room” where they keep the caskets, urns, and stuff like that. She casually brings up the idea of wanting to have sex in one of the caskets. I was young and figured why the hell not. I will say that some of those boxes are super plush, but don’t allow for a lot of room to move. It was awkward to say the least and I’m not ashamed to say that the setting definitely affected my performance in a negative way.
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