> A man walks into a bar, sits down and drinks a beer. Then he drinks
> another beer, and another and... soon he needs to take a leak. He's
> standing at the urinal in the men's room, when he looks over and
> notices three black men standing at the other urinals. He notices
> that the one in the middle has a white cock.
> He zips up and, still a bit confused, goes back to the bar. He
> orders another brewsky and mentions to the bartender,
> "I was in the men's room and noticed three black men in there. I
> swear the one in the middle had a white cock!
> The bartender says, pointing, "You mean those three guys at that
> table over there?"
> "Yes", the man says, "They're the ones."
> "Well," replies the bartender, "Those guys aren't black. They're
> coalminers. The one in the middle must have gone home for lunch."
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