yeah, to add to mine from earlier...

dicks that change colour half way down. i mean, they're tanned normal at the base, and then they go white near the tip? or splotchy?

and small dicks. i like to pretend its me plowing that hottie

Guys talking or showing his face up close when he is unloading, I prefer them to keep quiet and don't show them from the waist up if possible, keep the camera on the ladies at all times

Tattoos: They really are out of control at this point. Even though they are so ubiquitous in porn, they can still be hard to ignore at times. Revolting.

Split or intercut scenes: I want to focus on girl A, save girl B's scene or the story for later. I don't want to be dogmatic on this. I'm sure it can be done without being distracting or even enhancing a scene. But in general, it should be avoided. Two separate couplings in a scene is, of course, something different and not as problematic.

Large cocks: How the hell is the woman supposed to suck that? Porn is about fantasy; the male actor is the surrogate for the viewer at home. I'm not hung like a horse and nor do I care to be. Ideally, no male porno actor should be bigger then Peter North or Rocco, maybe.

Sasha Grey: I've liked a couple of her scenes, but the fact that she is so popular is most unfortunate to me.

Choke jobs: That is what a lot of blowjobs in current porn deserve to be called. The point of a blowjob should be for the woman to give a man pleasure with her mouth, tongue and hands. Not for him to try and drive his cock through the back of her skull or just make her eyes water.

Gaping: I don't mind some anal play or rim jobs, but an asshole stretched as far as it will go is just revolting and bizarre.

There are others...:D

EDIT: I have to add unnecessary plastic surgery. A number of boob jobs would be included in that, but also the nose jobs of Kaylynn, Jill Kelly and Nicole Sheridan. Regarding Ms. Sheridan, who goes to the doctor and says give me the Michael Jackson?

Girls who scream like they are having the biggest multiple orgasm ever 10 seconds into a scene and continue wailing and screaming throughout when its so obviously faked

Feet!! More specifically, a video where feet are the center of attention whether they are jerking a cock off or being came on. I don't understand a person's fascination with feet. Feet look good in heels but not when they are being sucked on or are used as hands.

i cant watch anything with a guy in it

i dont know why, but i can get a hardie if a dudes there

Before venting, I'd like to acknowledge that each perv has his own vice, and the fact that we share helps us get by.

I hate props. I get that sometimes they are essential to a plot (if there is one) but sometimes its too much. I saw an old Mila Shegol clip where she took an ana creampie and squirted the semen onto a plate of SPAM. WTF?

Someone mentioned friendly fire - again, each to his own vices - but for me, it makes me want to delete the scene.

I'd sure like to see hardcore seduction more - it seems that most scenes go straight to the shagging - but nothing is hotter than a scene that works itself up to a frenzy with decadence and sexual mayhem.

If you aren't into a scene or the partner, don't over-compensate. That pisses me off - a little acting is fine, but don't over-act.

Lastly (my vice), I hate when a scene is advertised as an anal creampie when all the guy does is shoots on her ass. Makes me feel cheated.

Finally, I'd like to believe in the myth of squirting - never experienced in my years but I'd like to believe - but I really hate it when a girl obviously squirts water out of her cunt and the partner (guy or girl) is right there to lap it up. Instant boner-cide.

i agree 100% with StealthI on what he said on page 3.

two (or more) chicks cum-swapping, sperm-swaping, snowballing, jizz-trading, what ever you want to call it, it makes me dry-heave a little every time.

On a similar note, spitting. Especailly when the spitter misses the target and you're stuck watching a ramdom luige dripping down the spittee.

And the perenial "Harry bouncing man-ass". Not even a mother could love that.

- bad boobjobs where you can see the ripples of the silicone and/or the scar under the tits, or the scar around the nipples.

- pimples on the chicks ass.

- vaginal squirting. i hate that shit.

- gagging to the point her makeup starts to run, from the tears in her eyes.

- weak dribbley popshots. i like seeing a huge load blast on a chick's face(or hands/feet/body).